Sfw alphabet - Loki Laufeyson
Disclaimer: this is solely based on the marvel rivals variant with slight details from the Tom Hiddleston MCU variant as well as my interpretation of the character. Potentially ooc.
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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
Loki is quite affectionate when he's in the mood to be.
His way of showing affection is the subtle and shady type. The way he lightly presses his hand against your back when standing next to you, how he slightly shifts his body towards you in a multi person conversation, or when he gets you a gift from Asgard because he heard you felt sad today. He's that type of guy.
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
Loki is that one annoying friend that you just can't seem to leave most of the time. Infuriatingly likeable.
Your relationship with him probably started when he spotted you during one of his many invasions on Earth before scooping you up and taking you to Asgard.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
Yes but doesn't like to admit it
Will only accept it if he gets to comb your hair and take care of you afterwards.
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
Despite all the events happening because of the Timestream Entanglement giving Loki more things to worry about, I don't think he'd like to settle down.
Being a god and all, especially one so active in destroying the lives of others, and his immortality, I can't really imagine Loki getting rid of the life he built over the course of 2k years and the burdens he's witnessed.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
Dramatically but secretly crying inside.
Odin, Frigga, Thor, the rest of Asgard and all of Earth, all people who Loki saw die or leave him because of the man he is, and now his beloved wants to do the same.
It breaks him more than anything, but this is Loki after all, he'll pretend to get over it like he did the others but mourn when no one is looking.
F = Fiance (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
Oh baby from the moment he said you were his he genuinely meant it.
If there's anything Loki does best, it's hiding his feelings until he gets checkmate, and dam is he good at hiding how much he cares for you.
To him, marriage is a simple and trivial thing to ask. After all, for as much as he boasts about being the solo ruler of Asgard, he wouldn't mind sharing that power with someone else, and who more fitting to sit beside him as king/queen than his very beloved?
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
Very gentle all things considered to be honest.
While not explicitly said by him, Loki has maybe analysed your entire being to know the exact level of obnoxious and gentle he can walk between.
Physically speaking, he knows his strength and never even tries to be remotely aggressive in the slightest.
Emotionally though, he's kinda.. dumb?
All his life, Loki has experienced nothing more than gruelling isolation, which doesn't exactly land well to being a good comforter. Not to say he isn't, he certainly can be, but he'd rather throw you a party than give you a sob pep talk about how good you are.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
Loki does like hugs, but I don't think he really likes to do them per se.
He usually does it as a means to make you blush, but a genuine sincere hug is rare than getting him to take down his pride.
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
Almost never actually.
Having been raised the way he was, hearing those 3 little words from his partner is more important than any other thing in his entire life.
Now as for Loki himself saying it, it's only used in times where he's truly expressing how much you mean to him.
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they're jealous?)
Quite a bit
Being possessive by nature, Loki isn't exactly a fan of "sharing" his favorite toy, so he'd probably do some magic or straight up teleport you or your company to a different place.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
The type to really only kiss you as a way to make you blush, so quick but noticeable.
He usually likes to kiss your cheek, but sometimes he'll do the prince charming back of the back while bowing kind of kiss.
As for himself, his hair is the sweet spot to get him to agree with you. Out of everyone in the Odinson family, Loki is THE one that maintains his hair better than any and everyone throughout all of Asgard.
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
Honestly doesn't really care that much. As long as they aren't destroying his stuff, he's chill with them.
As for Loki wanting his own children, he wouldn't mind, but he'd also constantly have the thought of how Odin treated him in the back of his mind, so he'd try his absolute hardest to be a better father than Odin ever was.
M = Mornings (How are mornings spent with them?)
Mornings are honestly random to be honest.
Eating breakfast, Loki discussing his plans, Loki fighting someone at the moment, him trying to rule yggsgard, or your room getting destroyed. You never know what to expect
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
Loki likes to take strolls with you around yggsgard. Seeing the world he now conquered and its beauty is something he enjoys to a great extent (seriously tho yggsgard is such a pretty map).
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
Almost never.
The only times I can imagine Loki maybe revealing himself is if he's having a Loki season 2 moment(in danger) or he's under extreme stress and needs to vent, but that's very unlikely.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
Loki's patience is pretty selective not gonna lie.
Against all the heroes and people who try to stop him, he most certainly gets angry when they do stop him.
But with you? His mortal lover? He has no need to ever be angry with you. Unless you're actively trying to sabotage him, but he already saw through that a while ago.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
Not even all of Yggsgard could hold as much information as he has on you...
Pretty much knows you in and out to a TEA
He WILL get you any gift you mentioned you wanted, throw a party when you forget your birthday, all that jazz.
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
Being a mortal, especially one not as well versed in Norse mythology, the concept of a frost giant didn't really exist in your mind.
That being said, when Loki came back with grave injuries, you noticed something, his skin was turning... blue?
As much as he tried to avoid that, he knew better than to hide from you what he was, whether you knew about frost giants or not.
When he explained in full that he wasn't actually an Asgardian, he was pretty shocked to see you accept and continue to help heal him despite his body now being fully blue.
It was almost euphoric seeing the one he loves accept who he really is because of ignorance of mythology, but that didn't matter now. All they did was the spiritual debt he owned to you for taking him in, no matter what color his skin was, or his gender, or anything else. You liked Loki for LOKI, and not the crazed villain you heard about.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
Although you live in the 9 realms now, Loki still feels a need to be protective over you.
When not in his presence, he'll usually have a crow or one of his clones accompanying you throughout the day until he gets back.
if all hell goes loose, you'll be teleported to a different place and be given protection spells.
As for how he'd like you to protect him, he wouldn't be against teaching you magic to help yourself survive, and maybe it could help him in a need of time.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
PERSONALLY puts a LOT of effort into it, but physically uses magic.
Oh you wanted to go somewhere for a date? Teleported. Oh you wanted to hang something specific for our anniversary? Magic go boom boom and now everything is decorated. That type of stuff.
U = Ugly (What are some bad habits of theirs?)
Chronic liar even if he tries not to be, a little bit (very much) a stalker, has 300 failsafes in case you're in danger, which may include getting a papercut...
V = Vanity (How Concerned are they with their looks?)
Not at all.
Loki KNOWS he's handsome and uses that to his advantage quite a lot. And if he's feeling it, he might even become Lady Loki for a bit just to play around with some people (specifically you).
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
Yesn't.
He feels heartbroken when he isn't with you, but he also understands that mortals NEED death to happen to them, so he's prepared for when you die from natural causes. (Another death he won't forget for the rest of his life)
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them)
Although having magic that can readily make anything he wants, he INSISTS on baking for you HIMSELF by HAND.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn't like, either in general or in a partner?)
Ironically, someone who takes people for granted and who don't understand how blessed they are to have people who want to be around.
Z = Zzz (What are some sleep habits of theirs?)
Being 6'3, Loki practically ENGULFS you in you're even a few inches shorter than him in bed, so expect to be held by him all night and with some hair going in your mouth.












