#green witch problems

[cutestlittleforestpixie-blog]

GREEN WITCH PROBLEMS #103

me: hi I’m a green witch.

person: doesn’t that just mean you are a hippie??

me: I am n—— *looks down at my floral shirt and skirt with cactuses on it* fuckkkk.

[hazelwitchcraft]

Me:  I have enough houseplants; I do not need to buy more.

Also me: But they’re on clearance!

[witchymaddie]

i really gotta stop buying plants that are in bad shape in supermarkets just so i want to save them and take care of them...

[the-seedling-witch]

Plant help and advice pleaseeee

So.. in about 2 weeks I'm going on a vacation with my family. I'm excuted, but I have a problem. I'll be gone roughly a week, and I have no one I can trust to care for my plants while I'm gone. And I can't really take them with sadly lol. They're all indoor plants I have on windowsills and under a grow lamp. How can I keep them alive while I'm gone? I don't have many friends to ask, and don't know my neighbors enough to trust them. And the few people I know who could help, wouldn't wanna drive 20 minutes to my place every other day or so to water plants... What do I do?? I don't wanna come home to dead plant babies... especially my little seedlings...

[downtheferngullet]

Nothing like trying to explore green witchery and having a cat who aspires only to murder all the house plants

[witchofgreenandgold]

Had some of what I suspect is Leucocoprinus birnbaumii pop up in my seedlings.

Unfortunately, I found this out AFTER the sight of a rather large toadstool that popped up within the last few hours spooked me so badly that I ripped the sucker out and pitched it... then doused my babies with 1 part hydrogen peroxide to 10 parts water... then added cinnamon for an extra anti-fungal kick... muttering "not in MY house..." crazily to myself the entire time...

They're harmless.

Whoops. Sorry, little guy, but you were competing with my purple coneflowers, and I didn't appreciate it. Byeeeeee. Rest in fucking pieces. :)

(In other news, I will never use these peat pot pieces of shit again. All they’ve done is mold and rot and grow fungus. What a nightmare.)

[cutestlittleforestpixie-blog]

GREEN WITCH PROBLEMS #107

me: hear me out. If we name our baby something cute like MAISIE BRANCH or MONROE SUNFLOWER, then we can get a cute little Branch or sunflower tattoo for her.

husband: ... you just want a plant name.

me: ......

me: ....

me: yes yes I do.

[cutestlittleforestpixie-blog]

GREEN WITCH PROBLEMS #101

husband: okay what do you want to name our baby??

me: *gets excited and pulls out a list*

husband: —— but none of those weird plant names!

me: *crosses off 90% of my list*