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Vampires - Darcy Lewis/Remy LeBeau

for @greennonmonster​ 354 words Rated T Wearing silver to punish your vampire S.O

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Darcy knew he’d be rising for the night soon, and she made absolutely certain her shirt was straight, all wrinkles smoothed out as she took a sip from her iced tea and pretended to read on her phone.

There was a rush of air as he appeared at her side, “Cher, I promise---“ And then he leapt backwards, hissing loudly as he practically climbed the wall to get away from her. “What is that?” he asked, shuddering, but not in the usual way he did around her.

Darcy yawned and put her phone down, acting very much like he’d put her out by making her explain.

“It’s my new shirt. It’s designer... sort of rude of you to hate it so vocally. I thought it looked nice on me...”

“Darcy, you know I love the way everything looks on you, but why is it so...” He covered his mouth and gagged. “I thought I was through with that feelin’...”

She sighed. “It’s sewn with silver thread.”

“Darcy,” he chastised. “Cher---“

“It’s your fault. This is what you get when you give me the silent treatment, Remy LeBeau.”

If he was capable of changing color at all, he would have blanched, but as it was, he only managed for the look of a contrite cat in the corner of a shower. “That was slightly uncalled for, I’ll admit...”

“Slightly uncalled for? Look. Just because you ‘claimed’ me doesn’t mean you get to make any decisions for me, LeBeau. I’ll work anywhere I please.”

“Even with a boss who’s a goddamned animal?” he asked. “I could get you a---“

“I know he’s garbage, but I gotta do this my way. You have to know that about me. So... I’ll take this off, but only if you promise not to intervene on my behalf again.”

“He was shakin’ in his boots, though,” Remy grinned, and Darcy had to chuckle at the image.

“Remy...”

“I promise,” he said. “Now take it off? Burn it? Please?”

She slid the shirt over her head and tossed it across the room, only to be treated to a lapful of Cajun vampire.

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greennonmonster replied to your post: “I accidentally came out today”

högkvalitativ humor! Jag skrattar rätt så duktigt här också! förresten kom ihåg att flytta fram klockan :)

Hahahaha! Eller hur? Ibland lyckas min pappa med humorn också. ;)

lightsaberwieldingdalek replied to your post: “I accidentally came out today”

my family just didn't care (I'm ace) . At least you got some jokes out of it.

I did get some jokes out of it!

goaskmalice replied to your post: “I accidentally came out today”

I'm so glad you got the fun side lovely!! :) lovely to read about it too!

Thank you! I’m glad you liked hearing about it, it ended up a story I wanted to tell. :)

glass-soldiers replied to your post: “I accidentally came out today”

Aaaaaa good for you!! I'm so happy things went well :)

I wasn’t really worried, but it’s a really good feeling knowing that I was right about my parents and stuff. :)

mynormalisnotyournormal replied to your post: “I accidentally came out today”

1) beautiful [because I'm composed of equal parts sarcasm, Dad Jokes, and caffeine] [and also #goals] 2) nice! *thumbs up*

hahahahaha! I’m a pun lover (though usually my dad’s puns are SO BAD we don’t laugh, lol) so I feel like this was kinda the optimal way for me to come out. #goals lmao

ebonykain replied to your post: “I accidentally came out today”

:D I'm glad it was good and the people in your life so easy going about it. And the fact it all happened because of. Typically dad-joke pun is just freaking beautiful.

It really does make me happy about the people in my life, tbqh. Coming out because of my dad pulling a shitty pun is not something I ever expected, but I’ll take it, lmao!

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Colds suck, though the 4 year old who have it to me is cute, smiley and loved to zoo we went to so no regrets :D I think you've written Remy in the past, but fever hi, so if I'm wrong use Spencer instead :D Darcy/Remy with the prompt weekend getaway (for some rest, comfort and/or fun :) ) if your muse feels like it. Hope things get better for you! You're awesome!

*Can be read as a continuation of this*

It had taken five months for them to finally have some time off that coincided.  She was certain it wasn’t just life that had gotten in the way.  Natasha seemed very concerned about her and her past with Remy, and it wouldn’t be a stretch to know that Natasha was behind their incompatible schedules. But finally the calendars had aligned and they had an entire weekend to themselves.  Darcy had plans for this weekend.

Apparently Remy did too.

He arrived at her door with a bag in hand.  “I hope you don’t mind, but I planned a little getaway. I thought it likely that one of us might be called away if we were here, so I have arranged a little trip.”

“I like how you think.  Where are we going?  What do I need to pack?”

“Nothing, mon amie. I have taken care of everything. I wish to sweep you off your feet.”

She narrowed her eyes at him.  “There better be more than lingerie in there, mister.”

“And if there wasn’t?” he asked with a smirk that told her he was bluffing.

“Well, I do have the clothes on my back,” she said blithely as she let him lead her away.

Several hours later she turned to him.  “Vegas?  Really?”

“Remy thought he owed you a do over,” he shrugged.

“I love it,” she said happily, winding her hand around him.

“Shall we have a contest again?  Same rules?”

“I don’t need to pay for school anymore, but I do enjoy taking people’s money.  Sure.  Let’s set the time a 2 hours?”

“Oui,” he said kissing her forehead.  

She really shouldn’t have been surprised when he won.  Again. She had done some reading up on him once she learned about his alter-ego.

“Okay, you won, though I’m not sure it was fair and square.  But a deal’s a deal.  What’s your request?”

“Marry me, ma cherie?”

“I already did that,” she laughed.

“And I mucked it up. Give me another chance to do it right.”

“Okay,” she agreed. “But I don’t have a dress.”

“I think you might change your mind once you unpack your bag.”

They went back to the hotel room and she unpacked her bag.  Inside was a gorgeous deep sapphire dress with a matching birdcage fascinator. She had been looking at it online for ages.

“How did you know?”

“Remy asked Natasha for her help,” he said a bit reluctantly.

“Is that why our schedules finally had a free weekend together?”

“I think she realized Remy was serious about you.”

Darcy went up on her toes and kissed him.  “It’s perfect,” she said before kissing him again.

They didn’t get married that night.  They were too busy making up for lost time in the bedroom.  But they did make it down to a little chapel the next day, and this time, Remy was still there when she woke up in the morning.

“I don’t want to go back.”

“Run away with me,” he said into the hollow of her collar bone.  “I know places they will never find us.”Darcy turned into him and spoke against his lips.  “I’ll settle for a few more hours before we have to fly back to our lives, as long as you promise not to disappear on me again.”

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Vampires - Darcy Lewis/Spencer Reid/Zack Addy

for @greennonmonster​ 584 words Rated T I’m not sure why I can’t hypnotize you

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He narrowed his eyes, peering over at Darcy in a way that Spencer thought resembled the way most men looked at her. Except Zack’s meaning was perhaps a bit more literal. He probably wanted to actually eat her, and not figuratively partake as most men had attempted.

Darcy’s hand tightened in Spencer’s, arching a defiant eyebrow at Dr. Addy.

His fangs snapped and disappeared and he shook his head in amazement. “I’m not sure why I’m unable to hypnotize you...”

Eager to get Dr. Addy’s rapt attention off Darcy, Spencer responded. “Probably because I”m of superior intellect to you... I don’t take to hypnosis as well as others.”

Zack shot him an annoyed look. “I was referring to her. I wouldn’t try to hypnotize you if you were the last beating heart on Earth.”

“Really? You’re that picky?” Spencer snarked. “Stop trying to cannibalize my girlfriend. We came here for a reason and it wasn’t so you could try to seduce her away from me.”

“Cannibalize? Is that the word you really want to use?” Zack countered. “Exsanguinate is more apropos, I believe.”

Spencer shrugged. “Isn’t it all the same basic principal? Literally devouring another human as a way to cope with your own des---“

Zack groaned. “Please. Leave your soft sciences out of this, I wasn’t going to exsanguinate your girlfriend, I merely---“

“Maybe don’t do anything to my girlfriend,” Spencer interrupted.

It was Darcy’s turn to be annoyed. She shook Spencer’s hand away from hers. “Your girlfriend is here. Perfectly capable of taking care of herself, you know. And speaking for herself.”

“Yeah, she seems very capable,” Zack replied.

“Shut up, bloodsucker. We need help,” she snapped.

Dr. Addy snorted. “Well, you’re off to a tremendously wonderful start. You’re both so polite.”

“You want polite, earn it. Stop baring your fangs at me like you’re some big mosquito stuck in a screen door,” she scoffed.  Spencer’s eyes widened, as did Zack’s, but Darcy continued. “You’re a bone guy, right? When you’re not being a human pest, that is.”

Zack shrugged. “I’m not the bone guy, but I’m the only one who operates exclusively at night, so...”

“Yeah, well, Dr. Brennan’s on maternity leave, so you’ll have to do,” she said with a flip of her hand.

“She taught me, you know,” Zack countered.

“I admire her patience,” she deadpanned, pushing past the two of them and approaching the door of his office. “We have bones. You have brains. Come on.”

“I like her,” Zack said softly.

“So do I,” Spencer replied. “Don’t treat her like a piece of meat and you might get somewhere...”

“Where? Isn’t she your sexual property?”

“Darcy’s not traditional when it comes to dating,” Spencer replied. “But she will rip your fangs out with a rusty pair of pliers if she hears you call her my property, so... maybe cool it with the misogyny, Dr. Addy.”

“Chauvinistic comment aside, I’m not a misogynist. I was merely calling back to your previously stated ownership of her.”

“Well don’t. Life isn’t a comedy routine.”

“Don’t know why you’d say that, Spencer. Do you think I’m funny?”

“Could you guys stop flirting and get in here, I don’t have all night,” Darcy called from her perch on one of the armchairs.

Zack waited precisely one beat before speaking again. “You know... I’m not exactly a traditional guy so maybe this could work?”

“You’re not traditional? No kidding,” Spencer followed after her. “Right now, you’re the bone guy, so come on.”

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Werewolves - Finn/Poe Dameron/Rey

for @greennonmonster​ 178 words Rated T Two Alphas showing off for their omega

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Look, I think we should set the fire up over here,” Finn said. “It’s farthest away from where we’re sleeping.”

“That’s why it needs to be closer, so we’ll be warm,” Poe argued.

“So we’re gonna catch ourselves on fire just to keep warm?”

“No. But we aren’t gonna freeze either.”

“I dunno about you, mate, but I’m very warm. I don’t think we’re going to freeze,” Finn replied.

“Hey...” Poe stepped up closer to Fin, his breath hitting him full in the face. “I’m very hot.”

“Warm, you mean?”

Poe smirked. “I said what I said.”

A growl sounded from behind them, where a tawny wolf had dropped a deer carcass. It quickly shifted into a lithe woman, who looked very annoyed.

“Did either of you big strong alphas light the fire?” Rey asked. “Because I’ve gotten dinner and now there’s... nowhere to cook it?”

Finn and Poe scrambled to build the fire in the midway point. Compromise made for a healthy relationship when two alphas were involved.

With an omega who absolutely called all the shots.

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When Remy returns a year after screwing Darcy out of, quite frankly, a lot of money, she's slow to trust him again. Especially after she finds out her curse landed. The news that her curse landed is news to her, because she's not entirely certain how she did it to begin with. But that doesn't matter because she doesn't trust Remy LeBeau as far as she can throw him. And she definitely doesn't still have feelings for him. Nope. Not in the slightest.

Darcy Lewis/Remy LeBeau 7,910 words Rated E

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Serenity - Darcy & Jane, if that's okay dear. I hope you have a wonderful birthday and year ahead. All the best to you <3 Give a shout if you want a birthday fic of your choice in Darcyland from me this year as well <3

Ship: Darcy Lewis/Jane Foster

A/n:  Thank you, lovely!  Only if you want to! I’ll message you with a ship later, maybe?

“Okay, but if you just let me grab my phone, I can make a note…”

Darcy shook her head. “Nuh-uh, Janey. You’re relaxing if I have to hold you down.”

Jane cocked her head to the side, smirking. “Doesn’t that defeat the purpose?”

“I think you deserve a day of pampering. And so do I. So you’re gonna go in that room with me. We’re gonna strip down to our skivvies and get a damn couples massage. And a couples mud bath.  And then a couples’ buff until our skin glows… and then…” Darcy trailed off. “And then…”

“And then, dinner by candlelight?” Jane suggested, allowing Darcy to lead her to the changing room.

“You are totally rocking at this serene, romance thing.”

“And then, first thing tomorrow, I get my phone back.”

Darcy sighed.

“I said tomorrow. Not tonight,” she winked suggestively.

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Cuddling; Jonathan/Nancy/Steve

For:  Greenonmonster Ship:  Jonathan Byers/Nancy Wheeler/Steve Harrington Prompt:  Cuddling

Jonathan’s eyes fluttered open and he blearily glanced around the room.

The T.V was still on, the test screen was blaringly bright in the dark room.

He was sweating, and he couldn’t move.

Probably because of the two dead, snoring weights in the form of Nancy and Steve, who were currently cuddled up to each side of him.

Someone had thrown a blanket over the three of them.  Probably Mom.

He cracked his neck and immediately froze when he felt Nancy stir beside him. She settled again, snuggling up against his chest. He released the breath he’d been holding.

“Dude, that was loud,” Steve muttered. “And gross. Congrats.” He promptly shifted a little to make more room for Jonathan to stretch out, but made no move to leave or anything.

Jonathan did stretch out a little, and felt his head lolling to the side immediately. He was going to have a stiff neck in the morning, but it was worth it.