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>be me, life long insomniac
>for the first time in my life I'm finally sleeping well and having a good circadian rhythm
>Get cast as Macbeth, famously cursed insomniac and Sleep No More guy
>my insomnia immediately returns
> Coincidence??? Yeah almost definitely.
>can’t draw >can’t write >cant make music >can’t dance >can’t carve >can’t paint >can’t code >I can’t make any of my own kind of art no matter which I try as nothing I create nor the process of creation makes me happy ?????? (why is the color doing that)
chat is it doomed
> be me, playing minecraft
> easily lost in mines
> decide to prevent that by making my mine an open space instead of a series of tunnels
> "im just gonna make it a big... area"
> donald trump impression sleeper agent in my mind that activates at the word big wakes up
> "we're making an area, big area, big big area. people come down here and i say 'look at my area' and they say 'wow, that's the biggest area i've ever seen' i know. and how are we making it? we're using stone pickaxes. genuine stone. genuine stone, top of the line stuff. we have this guy, we have this villager, big guy, big big guy, and he sells me stone pickaxes and you would not believe the price. we're using *stone* *pickaxes* people, no one's ever done that before! and we're making a big area, a huge area! the biggest, best area you've ever seen, people. it's gonna be great"
does this happen to anyone else?
>be me
>have microwaveable pasta for lunch
>go to science cafeteria
>throw pasta in microwave
>go ask for a fork
>get metal fork
>go back to microwave
>microwave broken
>give metal fork back
>go to literature cafeteria
>microwave works
>looks around
>no forks
>go back to science cafeteria
>get wood fork
>go back to literature cafeteria
>microwave pasta
>success
>Be me
>Sit with friend who grabbed your face to gush about the "cute little fang" you have the other day
>Bring hot ham and cheese bagel with mayo sandwhich for lunch
>You listen to her talk about sports, just nodding
>Mayo falls out of sandwhich onto face
>She pauses, smiles and grabs your face again to wipe some mayo that fell from the sandwhich
>"Don't be a dirty boy"
>wa
She knows I'm gay. She is gay. I have never had anyone grab my face like this what is going on
- Be mildly important in lore
- Be a main character in a single book (Read Deceived it’s so fucking good)
- Be completely unnamed in a cinematic where you die
- Profit by being in the center of every piece of branding for the largest Star Wars MMO for the first 3 years of its life, and have your padawan cameo in update 7.1 of said games
>be me
>try new drawing style
>suck good amount of cock with it bc i hate this particular style
>finally turns out okay
>about to ink it
>”gotta erase sg real quick”
> SCRUNCH UP THE ENTIRE FUCKING PAPER
-Be me
-browsing Picmix for fun
-Spend 5 hours finding cool stickers to download
-make an account
-begin making a picmix
-inserting a sticker I downloaded
-it's watermarked
-try another
-it's watermarked
-open downloads folder
-every single sticker I downloaded is watermarked
-mfw
