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day 92

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Motorcycle AU comic panel peak. Not making it on the mspf site comic format thing. I will be making it a real coloured comic and yes I will suffer drawing bikes

[timefortigers]

hey everyone. so i've been playing the horse gacha game umamusume pretty derby. two things about umamusume are that at the end of every race the horses who won the race perform an idol concert, and that every horse girl has a ridiculous unaerodynamic vtuber outfit. and initially to me these were both things that are obviously silly but which you have to suspend your disbelief for because you can acknowledge the doylean reasons for having them. but actually they make perfect sense in universe.

umamusume textually have strength and speed that vastly exceeds that of any normal human. historically it would obviously have been massively impractical to apply the same gender role constraints to them that were applied to normal human women in many cultures. you need your horse women to both be allowed to go to war and want to go to war, and while obviously you do also want them to reproduce you don't want them to then spend years raising the kids, something normal humans can do, when they could be using their time on things normal humans can't do.

so i feel like in a lot of cultures there would be similar kinds of social developments to machismo but for horse women (horschismo) to incentivise their participation in physically dangerous activities, they would overall be subject to different social pressures and expectations from normal human women, and probably to varying extents they would often be considered a separate gender from human women.

however, like horses in real life, since the industrial revolution umamusume in industrialised countries have become an entertainment commodity when previously they would have been vital to labour and warfare. and being cute girls makes them more consumable as entertainment.

so obviously the idol shit is a deliberate 20th century invention to emphasise the girlness of horse girls, which both makes them more marketable and folds horse woman gender roles into the broader concept of "women" for everyone's social comfort. probably there is a lot of in universe scholarship on this and different umamusume have and have had a lot of different opinions about it. like i expect in the early 20th century there would have been plenty of umamusume who were totally hype to be able to be "normal girls"

now i'm being tongue in cheek here obviously. but also this IS the logical implication of the information presented in the franchise. if cygames didn't want me to come to these conclusions then they shouldn't keep showing us ancient egyptian depictions of bronze age horse girls and shit like that. hope you're having a wonderful day 🏇

[timefortigers]

i understand this post raises some questions about the role of umamusume in history. i'll answer some of the most pressing ones.

WERE UMAMUSUME IN WORLD WAR 1? i feel like the first world war would be one of the last times umamusume were involved in warfare in a capacity normal human women weren't, much like real life horses, because their superior leg strength wouldn't make much difference against tanks and machine guns. so they were there but their participation was in the process of being reduced and i think probably it was mostly talked about in the context of their help with getting wounded soldiers to safety and carrying supplies and stuff like that. there were horse girls in the trenches though. there were some horse girl fighter pilots. at least one horse girl war poet for sure

WHAT ABOUT THE CHARGE OF THE LIGHT BRIGADE? that was all horse girls yeah

DID ALEXANDER THE GREAT BANG HORSE GIRL BUCEPHALUS? realistically one must imagine he did, right. like presumably they would have met as 13 year olds where bucephalus was a rude but very strong kid who was adamant that she wasn't going to join the army like horse girls were generally required to because she did what she wanted. but alexander managed to convince her with talk of the glory of battle, and after that she was his loyal subordinate and massacred thousands at his side. i think in a lot of historical cultures where umamusume were key to the military it would have been pretty common for them to sleep with their comrades and commanding officers but they wouldn't generally be viewed as a romantic prospect, or as competition with a man's legitimate wife. when they had children they would be raised by the family of their patron regardless of who the father was presumed to be - i don't think bucephalus or other umamusume in her society would have had many rights

WAS JOAN OF ARC A HORSE GIRL? logically no but let's be real here. the people in charge of umamusume pretty derby are absolutely champing at the bit (🙂) for an excuse to depict or mention umamusume joan of arc in some capacity, so like. it's a soft no. no but with the knowledge i will have to incorporate joan of arc being a horse girl into my worldview at some point in the future.

WHICH CHARACTERS FROM THE CHINESE CLASSIC SHUIHU ZHUAN/WATER MARGIN WERE HORSE GIRLS INSTEAD OF HUMAN MEN? li kui the black whirlwind

hope that helps!

[timefortigers]

she did ok but people still act like it's a joke

obviously yes. the real question tho is did he eat the gang's original umamusume porter. i think that might be a bit too grim for the tone of the original tho so instead i'm going to suggest that he tries to swallow tang sanzang but then realises who he is and has to spit him up. and then he offers to become an umamusume to carry his bags bc he's really sorry about it.

wrong!!

[timefortigers]

i've gotten a few reblogs with tags saying things like "obviously militaries wouldn't actually phase umamusume out completely though because surely their enhanced physical abilities would be too useful not to keep using them" and the thing is like. it's not solely about what's nakedly practical. that's kind of what this post was about in the first place. i wasn't proposing the 20th century umamusume girlification process as having happened solely to provide an alternate role for horse women after they were no longer necessary in warfare and labour -- I'm envisioning it as a means to actively push them out of those areas of life as soon as society felt able to accomplish these things without them. as soon as the patriarchy feels capable of making this stuff the sole purview of men then it's going to do it, and umamusume have to become women to accommodate that, and that's why they wear idol outfits and sing songs when they win a race. so you know they're still cute girls actually and they're not coming for your job or your masculinity.

[moldsporr]

Stuck in front with a FREAK for three days spamming this

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Is he a trans man?

disclaimer: this is a hc, not speculating on what the writers intentions were.

Scy Scout (Yugioh TCG)

Yes, he is a trans man

No, but he's not cis

Sure, why not

I like this headcanon, but I also like seeing him depicted as cis

No, I view him as cis

I don't know this character but he has trans vibes

I don't know this character

Remaining time: 6 days 11 hours

reason:

Hear me out because this requires some explanation. So when Sky Scout was first printed in the TCG it had the name Harpie's Brother (this was later changed when card names became more mechanically important than expected). What is notable about this is that every single other Harpie in the game is female; this leads me to the headcanon that Yugioh harpies are an all female species. Therefore for a Harpie's Brother to exist he would have to be trans.

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Day 19: dirk i remember yuour Glasses Breaking

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Kris and the Soul are like if Vriska had her own autoresponder. And was nonbinary

[dorkhellbside]

if you’re dirk you have to pick up and hold hal. if she starts gnawing on you, it’s ok and normal.

[dorkhellbside]

the more i think about kris’s soul and hal occupying similar roles as the decision making scapegoat, the more i want to scream.

[nellyellie]

Everyone’s talking abt how someone’s gonna try to make the MCI or the Bo83 happen irl, but I think we as a collective should acknowledge that someone is inevitably going to try to shit on the floor