Top 10 Politicians I’d like to Fuck
Four months into 2022 and I haven't posted an updated Politicians I’d like to Fuck list. I went with American politicians who are currently elected to office. And by the way, if your a long time follower of mine. You should know who my #1 is. So here you go.
#10. Tom Vilsack, United States Secretary of Agriculture
So this is President Joe Biden’s pick for agriculture secretary. He’s quite handsome, has some serious man hands and nice thick thighs. Not a shower in the bulge department, but he’s handsome enough to ignore that.
#9. Sid Miller, Commissioner of Agriculture of Texas
So handsome & sexy. And he's a real cowboy, he’s avid rodeo participant. So I’d like to reenact him riding a bucking bronc with me as the bronc. What?
#8. R. Keith Summey, Mayor of North Charleston, SC
Usually, Keith would be higher on this list, top 5 possibility. But I think someone has mentioned all his Flickr posts are being used for thirst trap posts and he stopped posting new pics.
That's just selfish I say as clearly he's a hot silverfox of a chub.
#7. Mike Parsons, Governor of Missouri
This guy has risen to my top 10 over the past to point where I'd happily kick it out wide for him.
#6. Greg Canfield, Secretary of Commerce for the State of Alabama
The only reason Greg isn’t higher on this list is because he hasn’t posted ant recent pics. Somebody get me some new ass shots of Greg.
#5. Lindsey Graham, US Senator from South Carolina
I kinda understand all the political hate, but I think he's a mature southern gentleman from my state and I'd love to beat his ass like he stole something from me. And when I'm done with him, I'll send him over to the next guy as I know I'm not the only one who'd fuck him.
#4. Joe Manchin, US Senator from West Virginia
Another politician who has a lot of political hate, but I fuck him. And if I'm the only one who wants to ride him till he busts. So be it. If Virginia is for lovers, I say West Virginia is for fuckers.
#3. Eric Holcomb, Governor of Indiana
Tall, good looking, nice hair and and he wears cowboy boots. Why wouldn’t I want to fuck him.
#2. Mike Kehoe, Lieutenant Governor of Missouri
This Missouri-born hunk is almost perfect. Now if I find out that he’s well hung and calls his dick Jumbo, I’d say he’s the 2nd coming of Lyndon B. Johnson.
#1. Jon Tester, U.S. Senator for Montana
All I’m saying is Jon, if the wife isn’t fulfilling her wifely duties that a burly farmer from Big Sandy, Mont. needs. I’ll happily sub for her. The thirst is real.
