Aug 22, 2023
Person who's wrong reader: Hey.. I realized how wrong I was in the past and I wanted to apologize and maybe start over... Can you forgive me?
[Timid Reader looks at Gremlin Yan]
Gremlin Yan: C'mon baby, you can do this - we practiced
Timid Reader: but it seems a little... mean
Gremlin Yan: It's okay, baby. I'm all you need and I know you can do this. You don't need this fucker and if you don't I'll probably just push them into oncoming traffic
[Timid Reader takes a deep breath]
Timid Reader: Kys.
Gremlin Yan, whipping out the confetti poppers: YEAAA WHOO EAT SHIT AND DIE, BITCH