#gretchyref

[gnarlycism]

half of me wants to be some skinny slut who has perfect makeup and doesn’t care what people think about her whoring around

and the other half just wants to lie in bed with a bag of baked lays and mass effect

[gnarlycism]

me: *touches bath water*

me: this is too much heat

me: *steps in tub* where is the volcano. sacrifice me

[gnarlycism]

“Fenris would’ve killed himself to protect me. I didn’t want to give him that chance”

-Hawke in my game because I FINALLY got a working dragon age keep

aw

awh

awwawdhiosdhn

otp bye

[gnarlycism]

So my fan fiction is called “Legacy of the Warden”.

It’s basically a continued story of the hero of Ferelden (Dalish elf, warrior, female).

I’m writing the first chapter.

So far I have about 750 words, and I’m hoping to go a little bit farther than that.

I’m hoping to make this kind of an epic. This will have every Dragon Age character I could manage to remember to put in.

So far, the first chapter features Alistair, Bethany, the Warden, and Merrill.

Let’s see how far it goes. It will be posted on my new gamer blog once completed.

[gnarlycism]

i don’t usually like fall out boy

but golden is a pretty song

[gnarlycism]

I HAVE ACHIEVED THE KISS FROM THE BABE

hi cullen

ive talked about it every class period i think my friends are thoroughly annoyed

i thought about the game all day

i have truly become dragon age trash

[gnarlycism]

I BEAT THAT SON OF A BITCH

I BEAT THE ENVY DEMON

[gnarlycism]

I WANT TO GO ON A HIKE SO BAD

I HAVEN'T BEEN ON ONE SINCE 4TH GRADE BUT I REMEMBER LOVING IT

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I LOVE TO DEATH BUT HAVEN'T DONE IN A LONG TIME

ROCK CLIMBING

LET'S DO IT MAN

SOMEBODY TAKE ME CAMPING TOO

SOMEBODY TAKE ME TO ALL THESE PLACES

I WILL MARRY YOU