#greyhart

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

speaking of Lockhart did you ever think on how he got to be so famous aside from erasing people’s memories

and also in CoS he’s for the rights of werewolves in society i believe there is a fragment!! theyre so canon

+ i hate fanon wolfstar :( why did they switch it all up and give remus’ traits to sirius and sirius’ traits to remus like ugh let remus be the loser one

i think lockhart was initially very intelligent he just was also a horrible person yk ? like u need skill to be that big of a criminal and then also universally loved. also greyback x lockhart is canon yes they were fucking after every pro-werewolf meeting

[lilacella]

Anyways hear me out:

Gilderoy Lockhart/Fenrir Greyback. They meet in a bookstore during one of Gilderoys signings for Wandering with Werewolves. Greyback shows up and roughly - but attractively! - confronts poor Gilderoy with the bad research in his book.

Maybe he needs some actual, hands on experience 😏 He should come by Greybacks house sometime!!

Gilderoy is shocked but secretly very intrigued. He cannot stop himself from being captivated by the rough but handsome man!! So he turns up at the adress and is surprised to find Greyback living in a beautiful modern house! How can he afford this? [Dont ask me I have not figured that out yet]

Anyways, he goes inside and they fuck nasty on the table.

I'm gonna call it 50 shades of Grey. Who wants to read this?😇

[starrylayle]

Hello starry ✨

What are some worst fandom takes you have seen?

What kind of fic would you write to "shithead Regulus Black" fest?

Most importantantly, what is going on in the greyhart universe right now???

Hey bat!! Sorry for the late reply I’ve been so busy lately. I'm literally so embarrassed it’s been over a month never gonna ask for asks again byeeee

Anywaysssss, u always ask the me the most self indulgent asks tho so thank u so much 🫡🫡

Worst Fandom Takes I've Seen:

Damn this is difficult. there are so many shit takes floating around hmmmm let's start with the easy ones.

Twinkification of sirius black. ranted about this on my blog already so i'll keep it short. it sucks. also fun fact, i used to be a total marauders fanon fan until the butchering of sirius' character (+ the rise of jegulus). So really, it was just sirius’ character assassination that made question fanon marauders. Remus fanonization hasn’t bothered me till quite recently lol.

That sirius and Remus are soulmates. Like they’re literally my otp,, but they’re not perfect for each other I’m sorry. They’re probably better with other people (Dni remadora stans tho). Buuuut, that’s part of the reason I like them so much!! Because they’re so shit for each other. People who say their soulmates often sugarcoat their relationship and get mad when ‘actual’ wolfstar depict them as ‘toxic’

Regulus was forced into being a death eater by friends and family. Bffr that boy had a Voldemort mood board. His parents were probably more concerned for him lmaoo

‘James Potter is the sun’. Babes that man was an arsehole 💅🏼💅🏼. If he’s the sun then that’s because he thinks so highly of himself not because he’s a sunshine loll

‘All the marauder’s characters must be white becoz poc didn’t exist in the seventies and our saviour jkr said so’ bffr 🙄🙄

‘Remus would bully james and sirius’ or ‘Remus was the smartest’ or ‘Remus was a roadman/skinhead’ or ‘Remus had abs’ or….

‘Blah blah *extreme terf rhetoric* blah blah

What kind of fic I would write for the ‘shit head regulus black fest’

Hmm idk. Can’t imagine writing about reggie. Well if this is specifically about reg being a shithead than maybe I’d write about all the awful things he’d said about sirius before sirius ran away or smth.

Greyhart shenanigans

Oh they’re going great. No lube no protection and all that. Mysteriously tho, every one of lockhart’s book seems to feature a hot buff werewolf character. Fans are starting to ship them and thus the omegaverse in the hp universe was born 😇

[aeligsido]

Since we're into Lockhart/Peter rn and before it was Lockhart/Greyback, may I offer:

We combine both to make the worst most amazing OT3 ever.

[lilacella]

Greyhart Fest when??

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

what do you think about fanon wolfstar being compared to greyhart

best thing to ever come out of the internet

[starrylayle]

Hello star, i am hear to learn more about greyhart. We know how they meet but is this a one night thing or do they end up having a longer relationship? Who tops??? Who is taller???? Is Lockhart happy golden retriver bf and Greyback his black cat wolf counterpart???? So many questions about my new OTP 😍

omg Bat u don’t know what u have unlocked. Thank u for indulging me but be warned this is very stupid lmaoo 🙏🏼

So just to recap for those who may not be familiar with the greyhart lore — Gilderoy stole the memories of a brave werewolf hunter and wrote a book about his missions. The book was a massive success! Fenrir, angered by the growth in anti-werewolf rhetoric spread by this book, decides to turn him. So, on the night of a full moon, he hunts gildy’s place down and waits until he transforms. Unlikely for him however, gildy was in the middle of his 17-step skincare routine and spots him. Gildy has no idea who fenrir is but is lowkey tuned on. And fenrir, spotting him in his long blue bathing robe, is unfortunately in the same position. Anyways long story short — they start fucking, fenrir transforms, gildy gets scared but lowkey more turned on, fenrir transforms back and then they fuck some more and this becomes a monthly routine for them :))))

It wasn’t supposed to be anything serious but now whenever somebody questions the legitimacy of gildy’s book they are mysteriously found dead and fenrir has less and less scars due to gildy’s anti-scar serums soooo.

As for who tops and bottoms?? Ofc gildy is the ultimate pillow princess he does not lift a finger while his dom werewolf daddy does all the work <333 He’s the golden retriever bf and fenrir is black wolf werewolf bf!! Aren’t they such a nuanced depiction of mlm couples??

They both keep this a secret from gildy’s best friend dirk cresswell because it would be so awkward if he knew, even tho he is the ultimate sunshine red converse wearing himbo >~~<. Little do they know however, that Dirk is actually having an affair with Gilderoy’s estranged little death eater brother, Hilderoy.

Gilderoy gets absolutely mad when he find out!! But Dirk and hilderoy don’t get the big deal,, they think that gildy is just being the dramatic little fem twink that he is :(((( evens fenrir sides with dirk and hilderoy — he’s just a willing fascist! When gildy and fenrir fight, fenrir sides with hilderoy and the other deatheaters :)))

So happy to see that people ship my otp just as much as I do ^~^

[lilacella]

Greyhart for the otp ask game

Hi!!🥰 Greyhart😍 and I am free to choose, perfect!

@caslyra Look people want to know about your ship!

24. Sleeping/cuddling positions? (Big spoon, little spoon, etc.)?

Obviously Fenrir is the big spoon since he is so much taller!! Gilderoy loves sleeping safely tucked away in his muscular arms 😊 He also likes to sleep on his chest sometimes! Basically Fenrir is his personal pillow wherever they are. Fenrir pretends he is annoyed by it but secretly loves it 🥰

26. Who is prone to road rage?

Gilderoy! He is very emotional and will scream at people for taking his right of way (eventhough he was the one in the wrong🙃). Fenrir will shake his head at his boyfriend but then handle it for him before Gilderoy gets himself into too much trouble!

28. Who always steals the other's food? How does their partner react to it?

It depends on the food. Gilderoy will never order greasy food (he wants to stay in shape) but if Fenrir orders fries you can bet they will land in Gilderoys mouth!!

Fenrir cannot contain himself around chocolate truffles and will eat a whole box if left unattended. Gilderoy will scold him but he is never mad at his cute, hungry boyfriend 🥰

36. Who is more protective?

Fenrir. Clear case! He will stare anyone down who even looks at Gilderoy the wrong way, always has an arm wrapped around his waist if they are out to show he is his.😊

37. Who wanted to see Oppenheimer; who Barbie? Did they switch opinions after?

Gilderoy dragged an eyerolling Fenrir into both. Fenrir is too sophisticated for movies, actually. He only reads.

Hope you enjoyed the ones I picked!

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