#anti fanon

[certifiedgirlrotter]

Oh wow! A Damian Wayne-centric fic! Let’s give it a go!

“It was a dark and stormy night…Tim was currently being comforted by Bruce because Damian, that savage demon, had hurt the tiny boy’s feelings during Uno.”

Oh? That’s…weird. Let’s just keep going…

“Dick Grayson, the saint that he was, took pity on Damian as he sat alone in his bedroom. Damian trusted Dick, as he was the only one who ever gave him the time of day, seeing past his sharp teeth and even sharper katana! Nobody else liked Damian, but Dick liked everyone, so Damian was super lucky! Dick cared about Damian more than Bruce. Damian would even say that Richard was his real father!”

Oh dammit not again.

[snarky-magpie]

I think so many people in the fandom fail to grasp the difference between "flair for the dramatic" and "being dramatic," and that's how we got Sirius Black, the drama queen (TM) who cries when he chips his nail polish or because Regulus is taller than him (WTF???) instead of Sirius Black, the unhinged lunatic who broke into the Gryffindor dormitory on the anniversary of his best friend's death, laughing maniacally and brandishing a twelve-inch blade with the sole purpose of committing the murder he was imprisoned for.

[nenehyuuchiha]

I hate how fandom treats any character that works on gotham as "batfam", it's not "batman's territory ", they do not need his "approval", helena, selina, barbara, etc, they don't need to be part of his so called family or need any approval to operate and i hate how fanon and canon act like bruce is a king in gotham.

[my-brain-on-mars]

Sometimes fanon gets to a point where y'all start thinking it's actually canon and it's ridiculous

[bitter-hibiscus]

The thing is that even in the interpretation of "Bruce let the kids be Robin because they would've gone out on their own otherwise" you can't actually deny Bruce's selfishness, at least when it comes to Jason. Even with the idea that Jason wouldn't have gone home with Bruce if he hadn't been offered Robin (which I don't subscribe to,) Bruce still only took him in because he missed Dick.

"Oh but you just said that he would've been running around alone anyway-" Bruce made Dick step down from being Robin because Dick got shot during a fight with Joker and almost fell to his death. Bruce specifically ended Robin because he couldn't risk Dick dying. And yet when Jason comes around- they meet twice before he offers Jason the position of Robin. And when Dick asks about it?

Bruce outright admits that Jason was there because he'd missed Dick. Because he felt lonely. In universe, Bruce knew that the idea of a child sidekick was both dangerous and senseless, and yet he still took a child home, put him in his eldest's clothes and took him out into the night to get himself killed. Which Bruce knew could happen.

It doesn't matter if Jason would've gotten himself killed on the streets anyway. Bruce's decision to make him Robin wasn't based on that. It was based on selfishness and the love he has for Dick Grayson and Dick Grayson alone.

If Dick had come crawling back on his knees and begged to be Robin again Bruce would have all but shut him off. But Jason (and the other, subsequent children) have always been less valuable than Dick. So he can take them out to die, because it means he keeps Dick alive.

[nivora128]

“Jason is the distant/ angry grumpy family member who doesn’t interact with the family and always tries to avoid them at all cost. He’ll not answer Dick’s calls or his message or will refuse if Dick tries to invite him home unless they use the ultimate power which is ✨Alfred missed him✨ because Dick was always reaching out for him but Jason just never responds to that and he hates being hugged by Dick. He’ll never answer Bruce’s calls or phones or messages because he ✨hates him✨. He never interacts with anyone in the family except when he needs Tim’s help for a case that he is working on and because Tim is ✨his favourite brother ✨. He is ignorant and distance to the family because he thinks that they don’t like him and this is only what he assumes because he ✨pushes people away before they can reach to him ✨ and he never knows how sad Bruce was when he died ✨and how he went reckless and nearly killed himself after his death until Tim the savior came to help him ✨. And he never knows that Dick ✨killed the Joker for him✨. Omg Jason is so ignorant and distant and he doesn’t like to talk about feelings or relationships he is allergic to emotions and he doesn’t like to show his feelings and he definitely isolated himself and I’ve never read any comics ever but I know that this is true because this is ✨very common in fanfics.✨”

Holding your hands and looking at you straight in the eyes begging and pleading, please don’t fall for the Jason is the distant grumpy angry family member propaganda. Please, please don’t.

[sunnysaystuff]

we need to put some RESPECT on harry james potter's name right now. hp is literally HIS STORY and y'all are over here dissing him & acting like regulus black could have done better. "if regulus was the chosen one-" if regulus was the chosen one the war would already be lost because he was literally a DEATH EATER. "he redeemed himself" ummm he did literally nothing of note. "he found the horcrux" so did dumbledore whose sacrifice he rendered immaterial. regulus black was absolutely useless i fear!!!!!

[dinarosie]

Fanon Sirius Black, with his painted nails, black lipstick, piercings and poetic soul, seems like the perfect target for bullying by Canon Sirius Black. This is the same Sirius who spent seven years tormenting a boy simply because he was 'different'—poor, unconventional, and not meeting Sirius's aristocratic standards of masculinity and beauty. For heaven's sake, the irony writes itself.