griffin wolfe / 24 / ordinary
this is griffin, the first thing you need to know about him is that he’s an asshole, actually that’s really the only thing you need to know about him
he’s a cop, but he’s actually pretty freaking useless at it. mostly because he really doesn’t give a shit, he just thinks it’s funny to give people tickets and arrest people who are annoying
basically he does the bare minimum. but his favorite part of his job is interrogating people and playing good cop/bad cop using himself and pretending he has multiple personalities
he’s not the brightest guy out there and he tends to say offensive things with no real care in the world for what you think about it. seriously, he’s not going to apologize, get over it, or he’ll write you a violation for disturbing the peace
if you come up to him and ask if he’s lawson he will nod his head and say yes and do whatever it is you asked him to do. but he’ll also do something stupid because his sole purpose in life is to fuck with his brother
if you work in the media, chances are he’s come up to you with bizarre claims and stories and claimed to be lawson sweeney
basically, he’s not to be trusted because he’s so very, very full of shit
i’m not sure what all i’m doing with him yet so if you’re interested lemme know