Jan 20, 2020
We’re weird y’all
Gay culture is weird y’all.
“*scrolling through Grindr, bored.
*woof from scruff, swipe to app
*quick check profile
*Text notification from your ex
*”where you at?”
Me to myself: stop texting him you dumb bi-
*interrupted by scruff notification that this guy I hooked up w/ once who may also be a Taurus asking what I’m doing.
*Grindr; desperate for attention, notifies me via banner that someone “devil emoji’d” me.
*me; slightly curious but distracted
*text notification from my other ex
*snapchat from my other ex
*instagram notification: thirst traps galore
*20 minutes later
*netflix notification: grace and Frankie season 6 now steaming
*email: prep refill is at Walgreens.
*brunch
Wait where am it?”
