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[goddess420pdx-blog]

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[loverlyisntit]

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[brybrykos]

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[butthenwestoppedtalking-blog]

it’s friday, so that means...

staring at my phone, waiting for my bae of the week to ask me “hey whats up”. its buzzed twice. both from mom. stop it mom i love you but you’re really putting me through an emotional rollercoaster right now.

what’s more than likely going to happen is i’m going to be home, alone, with a bottle of a red blend, reading about all the reasons why i am single.

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Hmmm...maybe we should write a OMG TEXT WHO IS IT WHO-MOM. stop. *le sigh*

See ya’ll on the flip side.

[everybodyistheworst-blog]

THE JOYS OF BEING SINGLE IN 2014

"so, obviously you’re aesthetically interesting, but a friend of mine was looking over my shoulder just now and claimed that – without a doubt – your profile was written by a guy; he says it’s suspicious when anyone is so verbose in their profile. he claimed that there were a million dead giveaways. I came to your defense, of course, but it kept escalating and now we’ve got a $20 bet going about whether or not you’re really a girl. so, just between you and me, am I about to lose $20?"

[thisiswhyyouresingle-blog]

I want to bite you so bad.

Don't say this to women.