Mar 28, 2021
I remember reading this scene in the manga and shouting abuse at the screen 😡😡😡 Like, WHO ARE YOU TO SLANDER SASHA LIKE THAT????
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I remember reading this scene in the manga and shouting abuse at the screen 😡😡😡 Like, WHO ARE YOU TO SLANDER SASHA LIKE THAT????
Once you get into the Starkid wormhole it's very hard to get out. Reference is Starship musical again. (https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fw6coR-Sza0…)
Grior: *while baking* Do you have honey?
Nikolo: Sure
Nikolo: *holds out Sasha*
Grior: ...
Sasha: ...?
Grior: Not your Honey
Nikolo: ...Right
Sasha: so I can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for 1 minute.
Nikolo: Sasha that's not how you bake cookies.
Sasha: Floor it?
Connie: SASHA NO.
Sasha: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND?!
Jean: SASHA, YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE RESTAURANT PLACE DOWN.
Sasha: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
Literally 104th Squad: SASHA P L E A S E-
Reiner: You're either, the friends or the Sasha.
Grior: Or the one, that questions why they even bother to hang around these people.
Reiner:...... That too.
Am I funny yet?
During a night of drinking at the restaurant he works in, Nicolo teaches Sasha and her friends how to play spin-the-bottle.
I started writing this for a Smutember 2020 prompt, then I realized I only cared about the Warriors and almost dropped it but forced myself to finish it.
Pairing(s): Jeankasa, Nicosasha, Eremin
Rating: Teen and Up (T)
Summary: During a night of drinking at the restaurant he works in, Nicolo teaches Sasha and her friends how to play spin-the-bottle.
Tags: Crackfic, Spin the bottle, drunken shenanigans, some blood, humor, drunk makeouts, in-universe, canon-compliant, possibly OOC Mikasa
Words: 4269
Sasha: I love you
Nikolo: I love you more
Sasha: No, I love you more
Nikolo: No, I-
Grior, finally loosing it: I HATE YOU BOTH MORE THAN THE TWO OF YOU CAN EVER LOVE EACH OTHER!
Nikolo: All women are queens!
Grior: If She Breathes, She's a thot.
Onyankopon: IF SHE HAS A GUN, WE SHOULD ALL RUN!
Yelena:*holds up a gun* DAMN RIGHT!