Dunyasha is so much better than you, you ridiculous stupid fucking letdown <3
Wow. Wow.
Have you actually met Dunyasha? She’s a disgrace to the Sankts—

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Dunyasha is so much better than you, you ridiculous stupid fucking letdown <3
Wow. Wow.
Have you actually met Dunyasha? She’s a disgrace to the Sankts—
fmk nina inej and genya
Oh that’s rather inappropriate, I don’t know most of them very well.
I would marry Nina. I love her deeply. I suppose I would… um… ahem. Take her Ladyship Genya to bed, but only if she and her husband were alright with it. And Inej, I would attempt to kill, but it would be impossible because she is far too strong for me to even look at without disintegrating.
@corpsebitch @a-one-eyed-tailor @thesaintswraith
You know what? No, no? No. Fuck this, fuck you, and especially fuck your great aunt sally.
@unbrekker wash your fucking hands. I know you love your “Dirtyhands” moniker, but that is seriously unsanitary.
grishatube cym as apps (idk okay)
@i-know-metal as Settings (essential and underrated)
@communal-father as Hay Day (because farm)
@thatlantsovbastard as Zalora
@likecallstolight as… Flashlight
@dragon-lady-of-the-storm as Weather
@corpsebitch as Foodpanda
@jesper-hendriks as my abandoned Reading Plan app
@frustrated-ginger as Tower Madness Zero
@unbrekker as Brain Test
@thesaintswraith as Bible
@seriously-shadow-man as Qanvast (idk what it does and honestly I don’t care.)
don't you love it when your best friends break into your house in the middle of the night and make out in your kitchen while they're drunk off their asses
rank grishatube by how likely they are to get a divorce
most.
me and @likecallstolight
@jesper-hendriks and @frustrated-ginger
@nadia-kir-bataar and @tamar-the-terrifyinggay
@unbrekker and @thesaintswraith
@a-one-eyed-tailor and @i-know-metal
least.
Rank grishatube members by intelligence
me (obviously)
@oncatishungry (non-human solidarity 5ever)
@unbrekker
@thesaintswraith
@seriously-shadow-man
@dragon-lady-of-the-storm
@the-white-blade
@corpsebitch
@frustrated-ginger
@a-one-eyed-tailor
@kuwei-the-alright
@likecallstolight
@thatlantsovbastard
@jesper-hendriks
@communal-father
@a-brooding-yellow-tulip
that being said, i dont think anyone is stupid. except kaz is stupid when it comes to emotions sometimes, and also alex might be a little stupid since hes never tried chicken nuggies before and hes like a thousand years old.
cast grishatube as animals
my god
@leoni-hilli frog
@nadia-kir-bataar as a horse. nope that’s it. don’t ask.
@immilothegoat as a goat (…)
@unbrekker a fox
@frustrated-ginger cat
@pearl-handles-my-beloved golden retriever
@iamablade a donkey.
@thesaintswraith also a cat
@queenofthewaffles lioness
@ni-weh-sesh-kir-bataar a giraffe. dunno why.