Day 102 Of Trying To Get Jesper To Date Me

Kuwei Yul-Bo, 15, he/they, Inferni

[kuwei-the-alright]

@grishatube ‘s Kuwei

[badjokesbyjeff]

A boob, vagina and asshole are debating who is the greatest of the three.

Boob: I produce milk for babies and I am attractive to the opposite sex.

Vagina: That’s nothing, I give birth to babies and can accommodate the opposite sex.

                                                                           … … Why are you still scrolling down? It’s your turn to speak.

[kuwei-the-alright]

JEFF!!

[badjokesbyjeff]

I was told I’ll never be good at poetry because I’m dyslexic.

But so far I’ve made 3 jugs and a vase and they are lovely.

[kuwei-the-alright]

@frustrated-ginger this you?

[badjokesbyjeff]

For extra cash consider robbing sex offenders.

Their address is easy to find, and they can’t own guns.

Only downside is politicians usually have good security.

[kuwei-the-alright]

WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT THE NAME JEFF

[kuwei-the-alright]

The existence of ground beef implies the existence of air beef

[immilothegoat]

cows on a plane

[kuwei-the-alright]

Ah, eye sea

[kuwei-the-alright]

The existence of ground beef implies the existence of air beef

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

super looking forward to the Among Us movie adaptation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no it isn’t happening yet but it’s just a matter of TIME. how many hollywood writers do u think are currently scribbling out screenplays. I can hear their bic pens scritch scritch scratching. fingers crossed we get an entire franchise of films

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“The Thing already exists” yes but make it NEON and in SPACE and give them FUNNY LITTLE HATS

[kuwei-the-alright]

FUNNY LITTLE HATS

[kuwei-the-alright]

@unbrekker was a theater kid

Change My Mind

[unbrekker]

What.

[kuwei-the-alright]

I said what I said

[kuwei-the-alright]

I speak language of shoes

[kuwei-the-alright]

@unbrekker was a theater kid

Change My Mind

[busket]

where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face

[charllahan]

he?

[busket]

thank you…..

[kuwei-the-alright]

You know what? No, no? No. Fuck this, fuck you, and especially fuck your great aunt sally.

@unbrekker wash your fucking hands. I know you love your “Dirtyhands” moniker, but that is seriously unsanitary.

[unbrekker]

That is not what that means.

[kuwei-the-alright]

I don’t give a shit, WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS

[unbrekker]

I wash my hands.

[kuwei-the-alright]

I don’t believe you…

[bestzhabinsibling]

ur gonna catch covid @unbrekker

[unbrekker]

My hands are clean. In a literal sense.

[bestzhabinsibling]

thank fuck

that can’t be healthy for the baby

[kuwei-the-alright]

BABY?!?? WHERE IN THE MOTHERFUCK DID KAZZO KID GET A KID?!?!? PUT IT BACK!! KIDNAPPING IS A FELONY!!!

[kuwei-the-alright]

*Kaz

Not kazoo kid

[kuwei-the-alright]

You know what? No, no? No. Fuck this, fuck you, and especially fuck your great aunt sally.

@unbrekker wash your fucking hands. I know you love your “Dirtyhands” moniker, but that is seriously unsanitary.

[unbrekker]

That is not what that means.

[kuwei-the-alright]

I don’t give a shit, WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS

[unbrekker]

I wash my hands.

[kuwei-the-alright]

I don’t believe you…

[bestzhabinsibling]

ur gonna catch covid @unbrekker

[unbrekker]

My hands are clean. In a literal sense.

[bestzhabinsibling]

thank fuck

that can’t be healthy for the baby

[kuwei-the-alright]

BABY?!?? WHERE IN THE MOTHERFUCK DID KAZZO KID GET A KID?!?!? PUT IT BACK!! KIDNAPPING IS A FELONY!!!

[kuwei-the-alright]

You know what? No, no? No. Fuck this, fuck you, and especially fuck your great aunt sally.

@unbrekker wash your fucking hands. I know you love your “Dirtyhands” moniker, but that is seriously unsanitary.

[unbrekker]

That is not what that means.

[kuwei-the-alright]

I don’t give a shit, WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS

[unbrekker]

I wash my hands.

[kuwei-the-alright]

I don’t believe you…

[bestzhabinsibling]

ur gonna catch covid @unbrekker

[unbrekker]

My hands are clean. In a literal sense.

[kuwei-the-alright]

X to doubt

[nikolai-lantsov-nazyalensky]

nikolai is gina linetti your female clone or something because you two are so alike it hurts

also when are you gonna show up in the s&b tv show

Oml everyone’s calling me out like that-

Maybe? Maybe not?

Uhhhhh I might have dressed up as her for Halloween for a few times-

Good things take time darling, wait for the reveal and you’ll be pleased-

[immilothegoat]

oh great now i have to cast grishatube as b99 characters (for the sake of this im caring about the characters and not preserving romantic relationships)

nik - gina

@unbrekker - captain holt

@thesaintswraith - rosa diaz

@pearl-handles-my-beloved - jake peralta

@iamablade​ - charles boyle

@fjerdanboi - terry jeffords

@likecallstolight​ - amy santiago

@bestzhabinsibling​ - hitchcock

@makemeyourdarkling​ - madeline wuntch

@kuwei-the-alright​ - doug judy

me - CJ

[unbrekker]

What.

[kuwei-the-alright]

They’re not wrong

I just find it funny that they chose the very very gay man to represent the very very Inejsexual simp

[unbrekker]

I am married to her. Shut up.

[kuwei-the-alright]

Still a simp

[nikolai-lantsov-nazyalensky]

nikolai is gina linetti your female clone or something because you two are so alike it hurts

also when are you gonna show up in the s&b tv show

Oml everyone’s calling me out like that-

Maybe? Maybe not?

Uhhhhh I might have dressed up as her for Halloween for a few times-

Good things take time darling, wait for the reveal and you’ll be pleased-

[immilothegoat]

oh great now i have to cast grishatube as b99 characters (for the sake of this im caring about the characters and not preserving romantic relationships)

nik - gina

@unbrekker - captain holt

@thesaintswraith - rosa diaz

@pearl-handles-my-beloved - jake peralta

@iamablade​ - charles boyle

@fjerdanboi - terry jeffords

@likecallstolight​ - amy santiago

@bestzhabinsibling​ - hitchcock

@makemeyourdarkling​ - madeline wuntch

@kuwei-the-alright​ - doug judy

me - CJ

[unbrekker]

What.

[kuwei-the-alright]

They’re not wrong

I just find it funny that they chose the very very gay man to represent the very very Inejsexual simp

[kuwei-the-alright]

You know what? No, no? No. Fuck this, fuck you, and especially fuck your great aunt sally.

@unbrekker wash your fucking hands. I know you love your “Dirtyhands” moniker, but that is seriously unsanitary.

[unbrekker]

That is not what that means.

[kuwei-the-alright]

I don’t give a shit, WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS

[unbrekker]

I wash my hands.

[kuwei-the-alright]

I don’t believe you…