#grizally

[henryabascale]

@ world Alexson is a real and gr8 thing and if you disagree you should take it up with @maybeyoushouldmakeme (who I can’t tag.) Thanks.

[henryabascale]

Ant-on Windmill-er Winters. (I don't have my laptop to join @alejandrasimmons on her great photoshop shenanigan 2016)

[henryabascale]

IT’S @alejandrasimmons BDAY! HAPPY BDAY! 

Go say happy bday to this dork! 

(Incoming gift!)

[henryabascale]

I decided to clean out my inbox today, because why did I have 100+ messages? And aside from the usual spam and stuff. 75% of my messages were SOMEONE (@alejandrasimmons) spamming me with a shrek hiding outside my room message or yelling at me to go to sleep/ stop lighting things on fire. 

Thank you for all that shenanigans (Not the shrek thing tbh). 

My inbox is now clean and clear and under control and full of Portiana headcanons. (WHICH IS MUCH BETTER THAN SHREK. SEND ME MORE PORTIANA STUFF)

[henryabascale]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAEBAE. You're one of the best internet friends a girl can ask for, and ily. I can't believe that it's been over a year since we met, and I can't believe that I've only known you for 14 months. To many more birthdays, and many more headcanons and video chats and dolphin laughter late at night. Ily friend, happy bday.

THANK YOU ALLYXANDER SMOLITON. 

I also can’t believe that it has been OVER A YEAR (AGH WE’RE SO OLD) since we’ve met and you’re honestly the greatest. (DO YOUR HOMEWORK.) BUT ILY SO MUCH. THANKS FOR KEEPING ME COMPANY IN THE TRASH AND TAGGING ME IN LIKE EVERY SINGLE DICHEN LACHMAN THING.

You da real mvp here.

[henryabascale]

Alex is Perry, Arianna is Laf. Portia is like...SJ. Or any of the girls after they’ve been Lophii’d. PORTIA IS LOPHII CONFIRMED.