#grizzleman

[lunarcrown]

privately, skizz wonders if he’ll be mourned by grian too

[chipperretro]

here's a headcanon for most Skizz ships to prove my theory that he is the most shippable man to ever exist

Bdubs/Skizz - Skizz pampers the HELL out of Bdubs. giving him random gifts, constant PDA, always letting him steal his clothes. (you know how when cats lick and clean rabbits, both the rabbit and the cat think they're the dominant one in the exchange? yeah. that's them.)

BigB/Skizz - they have the strangest uncle vibes you've ever seen. they'd show up to the gathering with homemade desserts, forget everyone's names twice, refer to each other as "roommate" while wearing wedding rings, and leave with the bowl of Doritos. cryptid couple.

Etho/Skizz - as they lay together, they'll both trace each other's scars oh-so-gently with their fingers. sometimes they'll trail kisses down them. Etho isn't much of a touch person, so Skizz treasures these rare moments when they're so intimate.

Scar/Skizz - they have watched the entirety of the Star Wars franchise about three times by now. Skizz still isn't really sure what it's about because Scar likes to ramble over the dialogue with trivia about each individual scene, but he prefers it that way anyway.

Grian/Skizz - it's pretty common to see them both up in the air, having a flying competition. Grian is objectively much better: he can swoop and curve and dive with such elegance, while Skizz can barely change direction without a bit of stumbling. they're both too competitive to give in though, and it's just so much fun! so far, the score is 82 - 0. (and hey, if all that flying exhausts them both so that they get home and cuddle until they sleep, then bonus!)

Impulse/Skizz - Skizz always seems to know when something is bothering Impulse, to the point where he'll fly across the server to see him because he "just had a bad feeling". it's always correct, and Skizz always makes sure to comfort Impulse.

Martyn/Skizz - they make each other laugh SO hard. it's rare to see them not smiling around each other because of how much chemistry and banter they have. absolute chaos bringers.

Mumbo/Skizz - Skizz can very easily pick Mumbo up as if he weighs nothing. if they're together, Mumbo barely gets the chance to walk anywhere because Skizz just loves carrying him bridal-style to various places. sometimes Skizz will even have Mumbo in one arm and another hermit in the other just to show off; Mumbo finds it quite handsome.

Pearl/Skizz - Pearl makes Skizz bouquets of flowers as random gifts, "just cause!". he keeps all of them in a vase in his base, keeping them until they're wilted and dying until she gifts him a new one. occasionally he'll put a flower in his suit pocket when they go out, to match with one in her hair.

Ren/Skizz - they're constantly play-arguing about who's the better lover, who's better at flirting, etc. they will only stop when Skizz pulls Ren in for a kiss so he physically can't argue back.

Scott/Skizz - they're all softness and sweetness. Skizz will talk to Scott in a softer voice than usual, making sure he bundles up warm or has a hearty breakfast; Scott laughs and pushes him away ("I don't need you mothering me!"), but he does find it quite endearing to not be so independent for once. bonus: they're totally like parents to the rest of the group. they've grounded Jimmy twice.

Joel/Skizz - the MOST competitive couple on the server. if they're going somewhere, it's a race; if they're flirting, it's a challenge; they are just non-stop. at first, Skizz tried to reign in Joel's competitiveness a bit, but it's just so much more fun to make everything into a playful competition. they are the reason Uno was banned at the group hangouts.

Jimmy/Skizz - refer to themselves as "jizzle" when together. they enjoy the sheer rage and disappointment that it's always met with.

Tango/Skizz - they are the MOST PDA couple you will EVER see. Tango is constantly calling Skizz handsome, hanging off of him, gently biting him on the arm; likewise, Skizz always has an arm around Tango, squeezing his cheeks as he tries to talk, pressing kisses all over his face and arms. it's sickeningly sweet.

Cleo/Skizz - they're both so chaotic but in such different ways: Cleo is one annoyance away from setting fire to someone while Skizz is one funny idea away from setting fire to himself. sometimes they have to reign each other in, but most of the time Cleo is burning down a building and Skizz is cheering them on from the sidelines. he brings little cheerleader pom-poms.

Zedaph/Skizz - they are banned from the kitchen after trying to make instant noodles in the coffee machine <3

[tb-tianabright]

I feel burnt out as I working on some big projects

Here, Grizzleman rough doodles.

The small chaotic yet serious birb and His big lovable idiot angel. I love them so so much aaaaaaa😭😭😭

[hellowmeist]

silly doodle

neck nibbling your ex-soulmate real

My personal shipping HC for grimpulzzleman (that's a long hella name lmaooo) is that Gripulse are dating but also very open, Skizz is a Bro who enjoys flirting/teasing them so He joins their little affection time occasionally <333

(Who wouldn't want to be hugged by big strong buddies of yours Hmmmmmmmm >:3)

Since this has Hermitshipping tag and Smalletho at the same pose

I think I should remind new ppl again that

If some ppl feel icky about me drawing Joel-related ship, just leave me be (This is the side blog I draw ship for fun anyway)

I have discussed and said things about Joel-related ships in the past, So before you do anything, please Go back to read it

or If you have something you wanna say to me, DM would be more appreciated

Please Stop using the call-out culture, I don't wanna waste my time and risk mental health dealing with this kind of stuff too often, I'm a person, a normal person, I have life and my own struggle

I did my part to tag it correctly and not show it on the main blog, you did your part to not dig it up

Thank you for understanding, Have a good day ppl

Happy Hermitcraft season 10! :D

[greenekangaroo]

New impossible minecraft from Skizz giving me Ideas tbh. The fun fucked up kind- a serial killer and his perfect victim who never dies but they both are super into it.

Like AU Serial Killer Grian captures and murders Skizz and he's high as a kite first victim first kill no trace he's so good at this!

Only when he drives by the mechanics shop he abducted Skizz from the next day, Skizz is there.

What.

Grian spends a week scoping the place out before he goes again. Maybe his first victim had an identical twin brother?

Only this time when he has the mouthy older man drugged and half tied Skizz slurs, "you know i was wondering if you'd give me a second date, cutie pie."

And Grian is so surprised he just shoots Skizz right there, leaves the body in the trunk and goes to sleep.

When he gets up the next day there is no body in his trunk.

And Skizz is back at his shop.

And like I am incapable of writing TRUELY dark fic right like there can be Implications there can be inferences but inevitably this would turn into 'Grian found his perfect man who gets off on being murdered but who will also make dinner with him and watch old movies and cuddle'

Straight up black comedy

Like their sex dungeon is more a LITERAL torture dungeon they buy all the stuff for it from home depot together

Big industrial hoses to clean the floor off

'Oh baby was work that bad do you wanna decapitate me'

'A little ;-;'

'I'll go start the saw'

Impulse knowing FULL WELL what's going on and being like 'okay sure my immortal best friend and his partner the single victim serial killer why not'

And like because he has Skizz to fulfill this need Grian's overall social life gets better and they are the Very Happy couple that have a running killscore board in their bedroom and when they hit some kind of milestone they plan vacations to national parks where Grian hunts Skizz like an animal.

[lifeseriesrarepairs]

Taken from my tomodachi life island, Grian x Skizz (is their shipname Grizz? Or Grizzle? thats what i called their household anyway). Hear me out on this one.

A deity and its most beloved angel. A deity and a human they loved so they bring them back as an angel. Two angels, serving two different deities, on opposite sides of war.

The religous potential here is unlimited.

(Lets also ignore the fact that they got together while Impulse was trying to confess his love to Grian... the bro code has been severly broken then)

Their ship name is Grizzleman from what I've seen! Interesting point, Grian being a god-like creature with Skizz as his most devoted follower! I think their dynamic (Skizz doing something stupid and either Grian laughing until he can't breathe or getting super annoyed but still helps him) is pretty funny and cute! 10/10! Plus their ship name is funny to me.

Side Note: Another person suggested this ship as well along with another ship so I will link this post under that one while I answer the other ship they suggested

[tnan1ght]

I got burnt out while drawing sfw stuff.

Here Skizzlewoman in some clothes.

I want her to sit on my face. I know you want as same as me.

[lilianntheendericarada]

Hehe I love them

Max, holy shit, you genius