New impossible minecraft from Skizz giving me Ideas tbh. The fun fucked up kind- a serial killer and his perfect victim who never dies but they both are super into it.
Like AU Serial Killer Grian captures and murders Skizz and he's high as a kite first victim first kill no trace he's so good at this!
Only when he drives by the mechanics shop he abducted Skizz from the next day, Skizz is there.
What.
Grian spends a week scoping the place out before he goes again. Maybe his first victim had an identical twin brother?
Only this time when he has the mouthy older man drugged and half tied Skizz slurs, "you know i was wondering if you'd give me a second date, cutie pie."
And Grian is so surprised he just shoots Skizz right there, leaves the body in the trunk and goes to sleep.
When he gets up the next day there is no body in his trunk.
And Skizz is back at his shop.
And like I am incapable of writing TRUELY dark fic right like there can be Implications there can be inferences but inevitably this would turn into 'Grian found his perfect man who gets off on being murdered but who will also make dinner with him and watch old movies and cuddle'
Straight up black comedy
Like their sex dungeon is more a LITERAL torture dungeon they buy all the stuff for it from home depot together
Big industrial hoses to clean the floor off
'Oh baby was work that bad do you wanna decapitate me'
'A little ;-;'
'I'll go start the saw'
Impulse knowing FULL WELL what's going on and being like 'okay sure my immortal best friend and his partner the single victim serial killer why not'
And like because he has Skizz to fulfill this need Grian's overall social life gets better and they are the Very Happy couple that have a running killscore board in their bedroom and when they hit some kind of milestone they plan vacations to national parks where Grian hunts Skizz like an animal.