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Smitters (deva paladin): I’m just working out who this will hit. I think just those two water elementals.

DM: And Gronthil if he was an enemy-

Keen (human warlock): *snorts* If?

Smitters (deva paladin): Finally! I am out, bitches! Eat my dust!

DM: Unfortunately, you’re still slowed. You can only make it to the square next to the door.

Smitters: Nooooo!

Gronthil (dwarf runepriest): *sigh* I use rune of the astral winds and slide you out the door.

Smitters: Guys, I think Gronthil’s falling in love with me.

Calypso (human sorceress): Smitters, why have you dived into the fire?

Smitters (deva paladin): I was pushed.

Calypso: By Gronthil?

Gronthil (dwarf runepriest): No! It wasn’t me this time.

Smitters (deva paladin): Gronthil and I fight so much better when we’re together.

Keen (human warlock): I’m looking forward to watching you fall slowly and angrily in love.

Gronthil (dwarf runepriest): (reluctantly) Smitters, you should make sure you always stand next to me from now on. My new passive gives you buffs.

Smitters (deva paladin): Wouldn’t we already be standing next to each other because we’re in love?

Gronthil: *growls*

Gronthil (dwarf runepriest): Do deva have vulnerabilities to any damage types? Asking for a friend.

DM: Just to clarify, if you kill Smitters, the ghost will pop out uninjured.

Amari (human vampire): But Smitters will die.

Gronthil (dwarf runepriest): Let’s do it.

Smitters (deva paladin): I lay my head on your shoulder and use lay on hands.

Gronthil (dwarf runepriest): *looks uncomfortable*

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