#gross noises

[i-married-taylor-swift-blog]

If someone often asks you to stop making a sound it doesnt mean they hate or dislike you

They just dont like the sound

Please get over it

Its not personal

[soukeyeartz]

@therealjacksepticeye I WATCHED THE CRINGEY SOUND VIDEO AND I CANT GET THE POLYSYRENE SOUNDS OUT OF MY HEAD I FEEL SICK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[punishedvenomsnake]

[violentnonretirement]

Have a talking Pom Dog dragging a blanket over and flopping beside him doing a sploot. "Heard you were sick."

He grunts in reply, a miserable noise as he shifts but there's a grateful mutter for the blanket.

"Shouldn't be able to get sick," he mumbles morosely.

[miilksalad]

Pet peeves I have that shouldn’t be pet peeves but they are so the world has to deal with it

•The word “snack” (it’s like... ssss..nAAA... CKH)

•Holding a wooden pencil in my mouth for longer than five seconds (gag reflex ig?)

•Metal spoons against glass, metal, or ceramic bowls

•ANY metal utensil against teeth

•The smell of melted butter (sorry)

•Garlic in general unless it’s on pasta

•The smell of mac n cheese

•The look of mac n cheese

•Just... mac n cheese.

•Bikers without helmets (idk why, I don’t even wear a helmet half the time)

•Cars moving so slow the bikers pass them (because then in the car I gotta pass both a car AND a biker)

•High school boys driving their buddies in pickup trucks (and it’s not a generational thing, I go to school with the fools)

•People inviting their friends to hang out after I made plans with them, and then cancelling my plans with them because their other friend can’t make it to our initial plan

•Mouth breathers. Just... imagine going out for dinner and they’re reading the menu like “fwoooh...haaaah...fwooooh...so what are you thinking of? FwooooooHHHHH HAAAAHHHH”

•People who act like know it alls but are actually the stupidest people in the room 99% of the time (once I got in an argument with someone who said pizza originated in China, I said it’s from Italy, and that was five years ago. We still haven’t resolved that argument.)

•When someone convinces you to do something with them, and then flake out after calling YOU a pussy (I’m a teen, it happens too often. Nothing illegal tho, surprisingly)

•Beards. Specifically big ones.

•Dogs. People think I’m a dog person since I’m allergic to cats, but I honestly don’t like dogs that much. (Not that I dislike them, it’s just annoying when someone pushes a dog towards me without realizing I will instinctively recoil because YOU DONT DO THAT)

•People shoving stuff in my face and telling me to smell it. Like just HAND it to me and ILL put it up to my nose.

•I will NEVER smell someone’s actual hand. NEVER trust people who shove their hand in your face and tell you to sniff

•People going gluten free to lose weight. Not because I think dieting is stupid or I find it disrespectful to people (like me) who can’t eat gluten. Because gluten free products actually have more calories in them, and more fat usually, than normal gluten products do, so they’re just torturing themselves because they failed to do basic research on the topic beforehand.

•”I’m a vegetarian, except for (insert meat product[s] here)”

•Specifically the pokemon Fearow. I just hate it. Like, it’s a burning fire of hatred for that bird ass fucker.

•Messing up a “their/they’re/there” twice in a sentence, in two different ways. It shows that this person actually TRIED to do it right but literally isn’t intelligent enough to get it right, so you don’t know whether to pity them and help or let them burn in the pit they’re stuck in because it’s probably helpless.

[felldragon-png]

Distress noising Flood i ng My Parking lot Is flooding

[dreamdemoness]

stop S T O P stop with the bad ships