Today I was the patient. Definitely prefer being the nurse. Got a cavity filled. No big deal. However, I'm super annoyed that I brush constantly floss constantly and get cavities anyway while other mother fuckers out here living on slushies and skittles never get a cavity. That's some old testament God humor right there. Also, when they come up with a silencer for all the drills and buffers and other noisy ass tools at the dentist office, there's somebody who legitimately deserves a Nobel Peace prize.
Somebody get on that.













