Grumpy!Dan/Phil Masterlist
beat of my heart (ao3) - deathlytireddan
Summary: “I’m fine.” Phil sounds grumpy even to himself.
Dan rubs at the base of Phil’s neck, thumb finding a knot and pushing on it. Phil makes a small noise, eyes closing. He leans into Dan’s stomach.
begin and never cease (ao3) - palomeheart
Summary: Dan is a grumpy second year law student living with reclusive, perpetual grad student named Phil. When the holiday season brings out a side of Phil that Dan’s never seen before, Meanwhile, when Phil finds out Dan hates all things festive, he makes it his goal to change Dan’s mind before Christmas. And also to find the perfect mince pie.
blanket cocoon (ao3) - furryphil
Summary: dan is grumpy. but phil always knows how to cheer him up.
Dealing With Grumpy Dan - phantasticlizzy
Summary: Dan is in one of his moods, and Phil, being the amazing boyfriend that he is, finds a great way to help Dan relax.
Flashlight In The Dark (ao3) - cuddlydreamsonrainydays
Summary: Daily, Dan is bombarded with fleets of thoughts that aren’t his. They show him the vilest side of humanity. No wonder he doesn’t hold his species or himself in particularly high esteem. He has accepted that there are no truly good people in the world. But then there’s Phil, who just won’t bow down to this rule. It’s annoying, really. And Dan doesn’t like it at all. Why would he?
Getting Along (ao3) - bluegraybucky
Summary: When Dan Howell’s co-host of their talk show leaves abruptly, leaving a gangly cameraman, Phil Lester, to take his place, he’s understandably upset. Beyond upset. But what happens when the two get stuck on a mandatory retreat for two days, sharing a cramped cabin room? And what happens when they realize that maybe, just maybe, they might want a little something more?
Hungover but Sober (ao3) - thesassykels66
Summary: Phil feels a bit overwhelmed before their flight back to Sydney
It's so good to be home (ao3) - keeplovinanyway
Summary: Phil is so, so happy to be home after tour. He is. It's so nice to be back in his own flat, with privacy and his boyfriend and all the things he likes. He is not stressed that there's still work to do. Of course not.
He is just so happy to be home.
Juxtaposition (ao3) - softsocks (orphan_account)
Summary: ‘the fact of two things being seen or placed close together with contrasting effect’.
Like A Superhero (ao3) - extraterrestriallester (orphan_account)
Summary: Dan is a grumpy teenager that doesn’t want to go on holiday with his parents. Phil works at the campsite shop. What will happen when they meet??¿¿¿? BONUS: there's also an epilogue!!
No Hugs - ticklishhpickle
Summary: Dan Howell does not like hugs. Or Phil Lester. And he certainly doesn’t like hugs with Phil Lester.
Sick Dan (ao3) - Misha_with_wings
Summary: Dan is ill and he just wants cuddled but Phil refused to pay any attention to him until he finished editing.
Snow Fights and Warm Cuddles (ao3) - Misha_with_wings
Summary: Phil was just trying to take a selfie in the snow, it really just escalated from there.
Or
Phil playfully locks Dan outside in the cold, resulting in him cuddling Dan to warm his grumpy little butt back up.
Some Things Just Make Sense (ao3) - ashinatrashcan
Summary: Dan wakes up to no cereal, but nostalgia gets in the way of his grump.
Sunshine (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: A grumpy!dan and sunshine!phil fic in which Dan totally doesn’t have a crush on Phil. Not at all.
Valley (ao3) - Misha_with_wings
Summary: Dan and Phil definitely weren’t outdoorsy people, but the one time they decide to go hiking their lives change forever.
Or- they go hiking and find an abandoned dog and Phil begs Dan to keep it.
