#grumpybisexual

[breakdowngodess]

My mom: Is it OK that I watch Sherlock with you? I want to know what you watch on tv!

Me: Huh? Wait...

My mom: So it's okay that I watch that with you?

Me: Umm... What do you think Sherlock is about?

My mom: Didn't you tell me it was this great adaptation of Sherlock Holms where he is gay and in a healthy relationship with John Watson and it has Benjamin Cumberbatch-that actor you like.

Me: It's *Benedict Cumberbatch---and I might have gotten ahead of myself.. Sherlock isn't technically gay.

My mom: What do you mean?

Me: You see, there is this overarching plot to BBC Sherlock that says he ends up in a healthy relationship with John...but it hasn't happened yet and I am really worried that I will have to wait till season 5 for a kiss--and Johns wife just died and I am nervous for their baby 'cause Johns kinda gone angry crazy like towards Sherlock and everyone else doesn't know why because it was just a STUPID VOW and it shouldn't have made Sherlock accountable and I am so stressed and all I want is a Johnlock wedding.

My mom: What?

Me: Let me rephrase that Sherlock is a sociopathic detective that likes to go on big, platonic adventures with a grumpy bisexual man.

My mom: Oh, sounds like a good show!

That actually happened. I think I am looking forward to tomorrow. How do you effectively stop fangirling? Only so my Moms don't think I am actually insane. (:

[coopcoop97-blog]

Sherlock and John notice anything about the colour schemes ;)

[ilonacho]

🚑

🚑 - Have you ever driven in an ambulance before?

i have! i sat on the front seat w/ the driver when my bro broke both his arms lmao good times

[acscenarios]

New York City (only city near me lol)

New York City - What gets you up in morning?

My alarm clock haha, and that’s only after snoozing it to the point that snooze won’t work anymore and I’m forced to wake up and turn it off.

I’m not a morning person at all, the night is my domain.

[acscenarios]

Violet, pink, and blue ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

Violet -I would date you.

Pink -I think you’re cute.

Blue - You’re amazing.

AAAAAAAA THIS IS CUTEST ONE BECAUSE APPARENTLY I’M CUTE AND DATEABLE???

[acscenarios]

Senpai, you're so cute and sweet. love me senpai ♥(✿ฺ´∀`✿ฺ)ﾉ ❤❤❤❤

I’M YOUR SENPAI NOW TOO??? OMG. I WILL LOVE AND NOTICE YOU (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ

[acscenarios]

I hope I'm not annoying you but, I just wanted ask if you got my character ask and tumblr didn't eat it, also I really like your writing👌👌

You’re not annoying me don’t worry! And yep I got it!

And thank you!

[thatonetenant]

I'd really love to join the blue birds if that's ok with you, it seems pretty cool

You guys are so cute! The Bluebirds aren’t anything special, you are certainly welcome to be part of it. :) <3

The Bluebirds ranks have increased!