Jan 5, 2017
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❝At ease, bitch.❞
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❝At ease, bitch.❞
‘wanna see my patronus?’ bloody hell that was the actual worst, this is embarrassing. remind me to teach you some real pick-up lines, you nerd.
“Oh yeah, you’re all embarrassed by your old friend? Well darling, I’ll let you know that this one has worked for me many many times to get laid, so you don't get to judge! And fyi, it’s not my fault if wizards can’t resist my charms no matter the stupidity coming out of this beautiful mouth of mine.” Sirius stated matter-of-factly, as always the epitome of modesty and humility.
“He likes me, but not like that. We just made out a couple times.”
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Sirius’ neck cracked as his head whipped towards Lily, his mouth instantly opening and letting out a gasp so loud that some Second years jumped and turned around. However, the young wizards didn’t even have time to frown before going back to their homework as soon as they realised where the sound was coming from. And since Sirius couldn’t care less about bothering humans, his next words were yelled as he failed to grasp what had been said to him.
“YOU AND JAMES MADE OUT?!” He exclaimed in a high-pitched voice before throwing his hands in the air and clutching his hair. “FOR MERLIN’S SAKES ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!” He yelled again, staring with wild eyes at Lily as if she had just grown a pair of balls. He couldn’t put words on the level of thunderstruckness and betrayal that he felt, and his heart was ready to jump off his chest.
‘ After all you’ve put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? ’
“I had hoped our friendship was still worth something to you.” the Slytherin frowned, “It was a mistake Lily. You know I didn’t mean to say it, not to you.” and if he was being truthful to himself, not to anyone really, he may have hated his own muggle father, and perhaps that was why he always felt an amount of anger towards them as a whole because of him, but he didn’t truly detest muggles like most other Slytherins did. If anyone had shown him that not all non magic folk were alike it had been Lily. Then he had gone and dashed what little hope she had still had in him still after all these years he had spent with the other Slytherins. “How can I show you that I’m sorry?”
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"Ello" Marlene winked, smiling.