Dec 18, 2019
Slytherin Cross-Stitching
Slytherin: that’s not the right hole!!
Slytherin and Gryffindor: *whisper* that’s what she said
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Slytherin Cross-Stitching
Slytherin: that’s not the right hole!!
Slytherin and Gryffindor: *whisper* that’s what she said
@slytherin-gryffindor-biffles
Gryffindor’s mom:
Gryffindor: *bored at work and taking the opportunity*
Gryffindor: Tell me I’m wrong, I dare you.
Walking to Slytherin’s Sexy Ass Car
Slytherin: I have denim up my ass rn
Gryffindor: pretty sure my coochie ate my shorts
Slytherin: *doubles over and dies*
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“Slythercunt says le fuck no whilst stroking dead gryffinhoes hair for she has won but at great cost. She brushes a tear from her cheek, this victory came at a deadly price. She whispers: dumb ass”
(Gyffinhoe dramatically dies whilst swinging from chandelier)
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About A Bitch...
S: someone needs coffee
G: yeah, in their face
S: only if it’s scalding
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Slytherin: I need to get my life together
Slytherin and Gryffindor: No
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“They’re all Slytherin’s! They have me fucking surrounded!”
-Gryffindor
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How You Know The Tea Is Gonna Be Good
“This fucking illiterate twat waffle”
-Slytherin about to drop some tea to Gryffindor about their incompetent ass co-worker
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