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Guard-kun, before and after the mustache. 😂😂😂 (Why do I keep doing this?)

#shepherds of haven #guard-kun #looks better with mustache #artbreeder + edits #ooooof

Regarding that guard you can kiss and later manipulate into helping you with the sick tree (sorry I don't remember his name... I think it starts with an A and is the name of someone who would get a sunglasses tan while golfing?): why did he decide to grow a mustache and what real-life celebrity mustache is it most like?

His name is Alec Cross! (Lol at that description... 🤣) He decided to grow the mustache after he got promoted because he wanted to exude more maturity and authority (since he was a bit of a babyface and came off as naive and young before it). I imagined it as a kind of handlebar mustache, similar to this:

#Shepherds of Haven #guard-kun #*fear*

People wanting to romance Guard-kun are so funny, meanwhile my MC is ready to run away as soon as he gets the chance to do so and is praying that no one ask what was going on with the awkward energy

Halek: "Is it just me, or is that mustache guy thirsting after you--"

MC: "I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT."

#Shepherds of Haven #silly #chapter 8.5 #guard-kun

w-why do i kinda want the gaurd now? i didn’t really care after i lied about meeting him later the first time but now?! is it the authority he posesses? is it the pornstache? i was reading the scene after we leave tallys and lavinet in the investigation room and i lowkey thought he was inviting me to smash and i’ll be honest and say i was completely ready to throw it down lol please lena just give me one night with the pornstache i beg

NO. YOU STOP IT, YOU.

DO NOT TURN GUARD-KUN INTO A THIRST TRAP. HE IS A LOSER. YOU DON'T NEED HIM. COME TO YOUR SENSES!!!!

#Shepherds of Haven #lol!!#guard-kun #RESIST #I BEG OF YOU

I love the thought of the MC telling the RO's that they kissed Guard kun and offered to meet them later to gain entry into the city and Chase just going "Nice" while Blade on the other side of the spectrum just being absolutely appalled that the MC had to go through such lengths lol.

Blade: *immediately stewing on how he can use his power to get Guard-kun fired for corruption and abuse of power... ironically as he kind of abuses his power to do so LOL* *in other words seething with hate and jealousy and annoyance but channeling that into professional career-based murder*

Trouble: I don't think he would register right away that "MC offered to fuck a guy to get something out of it," his brain would just get stuck on "that guy was not nice to MC/put them in a position they shouldn't have to be in" and he'd just blankly looking over his shoulder while his brain went must put the beat down on that man now... Like his feet would automatically already be redirecting him back towards Guard-kun! MC: "waIT--"

Tallys: she's silent on the surface but inside she wants to tear Guard-kun to pieces with her teeth

Shery: I think she'd be quite shocked by this revelation, especially by MC's hypothetically-casual delivery of it! It'd make her wonder how often this sort of thing happens and it would make her feel very naive and sheltered about the way the world works... Overall she'd feel bad that MC was put in the position where they felt like they had to offer sex just to get into the city, but because they said it so lightly, she wouldn't be sure if she should remark on it or offer any sympathy or indignation and would just awkwardly let the moment pass without comment!

Riel: he wouldn't really give any outward reaction, like he'd just be like "oh. interesting." but he's probably getting that guy fired IMMEDIATELY lol what if he's doing the same thing to other people!! this cannot stand!! Also he'd be giving MC just a little bit of a side eye for so casually offering sex to a stranger, but also that'd be commingled with a little bit of respect for their resourcefulness and cunning!

Chase: "oh yeah the old 'I'll have sex with you if you give me what I want' trick. I am familiar"

Red: I think he wouldn't really know what to make of that information at first... I think he'd be mostly appalled that Guard-kun did that and would judge him for being an overall gross scumbag, but also he'd be like, yeah it's MC, realistically who wouldn't fall for that

Ayla: unfazed. "oh dang. so did you do it or... no? yeah, I don't blame you, you could do better. that mustache is fucked up"

Briony: she'd be righteously indignant on MC's behalf and would loudly be asking if she should go fight the guy. she'd also be a bit jealous, so her desire to fight him would partially be moral outrage because he tried to take advantage of MC and also "you bastard, why did MC offer to sleep with you and not with meee 😭 I'll kill you!!! 😭" (In a crushing stage!)

Lavinet: if they're just friends, Lavinet actually respects this as a baller move LOL but if they're on a romance route, Lavinet is simultaneously SHOOK that this happened, jealous, huffy, annoyed by her own jealousy and huffiness, and just generally would not take this very well! She'd be stewing but she'd try to let it pass, mostly just out of pride and desire to show that it didn't affect her!