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[sylved]

my mother just asked me why i go to the restroom after meals because she suspected that i purge it. 😭 god forbid my body treats my bladder like a stress ball 😭

[feralcameraguy]

[amadwinter]

WIP Wednesday - love's a hand-me-down brew

Today's been... a day. Have a short piece of the next and final chapter of love's a hand-me-down brew, now with more cat!

“Hey buddy. Still remember me?”

Anakin picks Artoo up and swings him into his arms, cradling him more like a baby than a pet. A wide grins spreads across his face as he stands up straight and coos at Obi-Wan’s cat.

“Big baby,” Anakin says, sounding absolutely delighted when Artoo trills back at him. “I bet you’d just love to meet my puppy Threepio.”

Obi-Wan will definitely revisit that name choice later. “He never lets me hold him like that.”

“That’s because I’m his favorite. Isn’t that right?” Anakin scratches under Artoo’s white chin, and even standing an arm’s length away, Obi-Wan can hear his cat purring up a storm. Traitor.

“Oh now I see. You just came here for the cat.”

Anakin frowns and stops his scratching. He gently sets Artoo back down on his own four paws, and pointedly wipes the fur off his clothes, no matter how futile an effort they both know it to be. “Are you really going to be weird about this?”

“You’re the one babying my cat.”

Anakin steps closer, right up into Obi-Wan’s personal space, and frames his face with both hands, one warm ungloved hand and one cool ungloved hand resting on his cheeks. “You need to relax.”

“I am relaxed,” Obi-Wan says in a voice that’s most definitely not petulant or whiny. But even if it is either of those things, Anakin doesn’t call attention to it. He simply leans in and distracts Obi-Wan with a kiss.

[shikidrawdraw]

i drew it

[justsomeectoplasm]

“One day. That’s actually a nice thing to hear. Tomorrow, the next day, something’s waiting in the future. A little light in the darkness.”

Character: Biwa from Heike Monogatari

[penandinkprincess]

okay but jaskier and yennefer start the pettiest possible game in which the objective is to find the other person the UGLIEST “wedding ring” possible and then play chicken until the other person finally folds and takes theirs off 

and then the next round begins

[oopey-doopey]

Idea: DJMM saves EVERYONE from the fire!!! He's too big for the fire to do damage that quickly anyway!

He is too big! You’re right!

I doubt the walls could support his weight when trying to climb them to get to everyone in time. Fire tends to weaken infrastructure.

[armysonemeu]

Look Diana and Zatanna would totally be the couple where Diana does pushups with Zatanna lounging on Diana's back reading a book and going "you're doing great babe". They would also be the couple where Zatanna mostly cooks (whenever she has time) and Diana hovers throughout the entire process and hands utensils to Zee but is not allowed to touch anything related to the food in question.