[ @bxllroom ]
Was Wario afraid of a deserted mansion, rumored to still be wandering with spirits from beyond the grave? Heck no! If there was valuable treasure locked away within its ancient walls, he would be present to nab them all for himself! Of course, his excess greediness could potentially turn the whole situation back on his head -- he’s no friend to karma, after all.
While the prospect of ghosts haunting the place didn’t faze him, all these darn cobwebs getting caught on his nose were beginning to get on Wario’s lost nerves (and by that, he barely has any to begin with).
“STUPID SPIDERS! Wario has no time for this!” Cue an ill-tempered man flailing about with a thunderous voice echoing down the halls...











