#guessworkwitch

[guessworkwitch]

Here's a list if services I offer, it also goes with this post and this link. If you wanna get something DM me what, leave your email for PayPal or pay via ko-fi and tell me which one was you!

Scribbles - 4€

Sketches - 5€

Digitally coloured sketch - 10€

I won't draw complicated mech stuff, incest, bestiality, rape/noncon or minors in sexual situations

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Pendulum reading with two follow up questions - 2€/question

3 Card Tarot or Rune reading - 5€

Energy reading - 10€

I won't answer questions about other people, your love life or your health as I am not trained to do so

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Sigils - 4€ per Sigil

Grimoire Pages - 2€/Page

Divination spreads - 10€

A Spell written for you - 10€

A Curse written for you - 20€

3 Casual Curses - 5€

I won't cast the spells for you, I only write them for you to cast

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Pebble Runestone Set - 25€

Resin pendants - depending on which you chose between 10-30€

Naalbound Wristwarmers - 20€

Simple wooden wands - 10€

Pet Portraits - 15€

Shipping is already included. The pet portraits are a digital good

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Translations (Ger/En) - 20€/Page

Digitalising Notes (Ger/En) - 5€/Page

Moonstone Temples Poetry PDF - 10€

Removing background from Pictures - 20€/hour

A folder full of pictures with my cats - 15€ (everything goes into their saving account for vet visits and food)

All of these are digital files and you won't receive a physical good.

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If you wanna see examples before purchasing DM me, I don't want to make this post even longer haha

If you fuck up your payment on purpose I will keep your product and block and ban you. So if you wanna order something to get free stuff, don't even try.

[guessworkwitch]

I currently opened my shop on Instagram! I have a few pieces up there already so feel free to check it out!

You can find the shop here!

And here is my ko-fi in case you want to help me out since I need to move out

[guessworkwitch]

My shop is finally open! I've planned it for months and been crafting for it too but forgot to tell you all from being too excited! If you wanna see what I make come hop over to my shop!

I'll be posting shop updates and tumblr only sales over on @guessworkgoods and instax only sales as well as behind the scenes stuff on my Instagram (@Guessworkwitch).

Keep your eyes peeled since new items are on the way already!

- Hana

[guessworkwitch]

× The Energy of this object is amplified. ×

Put this on energy drinks, coffee cups or anything you drink to keep you tf awake. You’ll get about 8 hours of amplified energy and crash afterwards. It’s great for sleeping too since you’ll fall asleep more or less immediately you hit the pillow.

[guessworkwitch]

How to grow as a witch

I cant really tell you how baby stages work because I feel like I skipped them. I still remember starting out, jumping in face first and running against walls until they crumbled under my stubbornness.

My first spell when I decided ‘I am a witch now’ was a weather spell. It was autumn and I wanted it to rain but there was sun for a week so it was unlikely. I was all like “bitch just watch me” and, stubborn as I was, used all my energy on at least wind so rain could come sooner. Guess what, I wanted immediate results and created a 2 week storm by pouring too much energy in. After that I was more careful. I still tried out everything as soon as I could, in an order that would make me scream ‘The FUCK you think you doing’ at other witches. Spirit communication without wards but at least having like 1000000000 super weak shields that would’ve at least gotten the wind out of an attack. I still don’t cast circles unless for summoning things.

Despite all the errors that are now obvious to me I advanced. I never felt like I could, or should for that matter, teach people because my practice is weird, probably still unsafe and not where I would feel comfortable in teaching.

I do feel like I learned a lot in learning at my pace, in trying out a lot regardless of what others say and figuring out “oh well, *thats* why you do that” for myself. I basically jumped over the “JUST READ EVERYTHING” stage and went straight to “yo let’s try this.”. I still read a lot of what I can get my hands on, just more filtered than I see more baby witches do it. They read and read and read and never practice and practice is just as important as reading.

Don’t make silly mistakes like I did tho.

I feel like reading and practicing at the same time has gotten me to an mediocre level faster than just reading and it made me trust myself. I never felt like a baby witch, a beginner, yes, but not baby. I also felt like I improved way faster, to the point where, after just a year, I considered myself 'lower advanced’ because I was definitely above 'witchcraft 101’ posts (although I still use them for reference and inspiration), detailed 'how to do this spells’ and similar things. Although they did to some extent help me as I started I quickly just used them as a starting point to bullishit my way through more personalised spells. I even started to intuitively do my own spells, I constantly casually twitched and tweaked the energy around me to the point where I could wear neon vests in a store and got run over. Twice.

Don’t get me wrong, I am by no means an expert on magic, I haven’t learned nearly enough to be considered an expert but it definitely helped me improve. It still does. I still try random stuff, trial and error based. Bur learning, reading, improvising and trial and error is what makes you grow and what makes you grow fast. I advance every day I actively practice, I advance every time I read something new or take notes on something old, i advance with every new spell I write or try out.

Try stuff out, be less afraid, read, practice. Be proud. Be strong. Grow.

Tltr: if you want to advance in witchcraft quickly, try stuff out. Try out more, fix your errors but don’t forget to read.

Greetings The Guessworkwitch

[guessworkwitch]

Quick tech witch idea brought to you by the guessworkwitch.... Elemental playlist but not as a substitute but amplifier. Water playlist to amplify rain or your ability to stop it momentarily. Fire playlist to stop that endless rain going on for days or to actually have it warm enough to swim when you meet up with friends. Earth playlist to amplify your grounding meditation or to help your small little seedlings grow stronger. Air playlist to help you with whistling up that breeze you need bc you're melting or to stop the storm from raging bc you need to get groceries but don't want to fly away, thank you very much. Basically just elemental playlist not as substitutes for elements because that's what I see a lot.

[guessworkwitch]

You know those outlet stores that are way too big and have stuff from 1999 in there? I firmly believe that they are 100% a liminal space and if you touch the wrong thing youre damned.

Like, you just walk and look at stuff, the next moment you’re in a completely different place with different stuff and no one is close by and you only hear your footstep and suddenly you don’t even hear your footsteps and then you blink, you’re in the area from before and there are 4 people nearby and visible.

Or you open a planner, see it’s from 2011 and you silently put it where you found it bc if you open the wrong page you see something that’ll change you forever.

And if you are 5 minutes too late bc you looked at something suddenly the store closed even though it was supposed to be open for another 2 and a half hours

Tltr outlet stores are weird, creepy and liminal spaces. Don’t get lost, don’t touch the wrong thing and don’t stay too long.

[guessworkwitch]

The Guessworkwitch's Divination Café has opened!

The Guessworkwitch’s Divination Café is a discord server for all kinds of Diviners! This includes witches, Wiccan and everyone else who is interested in divination or is using it! You can find us here: https://discord.gg/84Ye9 !

We want to make a place where witches and non-witches of all kinds and practices that perform divination in a way can come together, share information and advice and even discuss or just share experiences. The readings done on the server are considered practice or just for fun so if you want your readings to be paid you can either discuss this via DM or post your services to the blackboard!

All witches and diviners are welcome, The only witches we don’t want and won’t accept are nazi witches or heathen witches that believe in an superior or inferior race so don’t join if you believe in that or you will be kicked and banned as soon as we find out for the safety of all other witches.

Feel free to join and we hope to see you soon!

Fair winds and clear sight

the Guessworkwitch