☂ + wildcard you pick from our ridic otps and this is the last one i have self control
send me ☂ + a ship, and I’ll tell you who;
yells at the other for leaving wet towels on the bed: Lachlan, although it’s less “yelling at” and more “high-pitched noises of utter lack of comprehension until the towels are gone.
whines when the other forgets what they wanted after going grocery shopping: Guillermo. He doesn’t think it’s unreasonable to request sometimes they buy baked goods instead of making them from scratch. Not because Lachlan is bad at things so much as, you know. He likes to sit and watch things bake. And that’s maybe a little ridiculous.
leaves five half drank bottles of water in their room: Guillermo, but he learns pretty quickly that this is also something which gets high-pitched unhappiness. After a year together, he’s pretty good at checking before getting another bottle.
initiates a quickie while at somewhere they shouldn’t: Guillermo. He tries to be respectful of Lachlan’s boundaries and sense of Duty and all, but sometimes the polishing can get done in like five minutes and then there are five minutes to spare for making out in a broom closet come oooon bb booooooy. <333
surprises the other with their favorite fast food for dinner: Lachlan, because he’s in charge of their eating most nights.
is massively hungover after celebrating their anniversary: Lachlan. One drop of alcohol is enough to give him a crazy splitting hangover, so Guillermo always tempers his own drinking so that he’ll be able to take care of his boyfriend the next morning.
argues for double stuffed Oreos over regular: Guillermo, although Lachlan’s a fearsome debate partner about it. The proportions make him nuts, because already regular Oreos are pushing Too Much stuffing. He also refuses to take them apart and eat them based on the same principle.
buys $200 worth of baby things after finding out they’re expecting: Guillermo. He loves Lachlan to pieces and has a huge amount of respect for most of his decisions, but he’ll put his foot down that the child they adopt will absolutely sleep in a crib, not in a drawer like Lachlan used to.
insists that they each get their own popcorn at the cinema: Lachlan. He likes putting cayenne on his popcorn, and learns pretty quickly that he is possibly very alone in this fact.
prognostically I picked Lachlan/Guillermo NO REGRETS AND NO SELF-CONTROL.