#gunzo

[hallohartje]

Artist: ononokomachiimo

Wakan Tanka and Gunzo from Housamo (放サモ)

[msfairyfloss]

Gunzo heard my family’s gonna make things rough for me this month and finally came home to cheer me up. 🥺

So glad I finally got him after Demiurge 5* cockblocked us literally three times. Also glad I didn’t have to use my summon points to buy his unit like I did with fashionista Wakan. That banner was EVIL to me.

[askasummoner]

Good morning, evening, and afternoon! I will be following you for approximately 5e+12 blinks :)

dont worry! ill only move when you cant see me :D

"Wait! Are you the one that's been following me this whole time!?"

"Phew, that's a relief. For a second, I really thought it was, gulp. . . A ghost ehehe."

"Hold on a second, why the heck are you following me!?"

[askasummoner]

“I bet you can’t say The Alphabet faster than me! If I win, you gotta give me a kiss. If you win, I’ll do your laundry for a month.”

I wait a bit for you to start saying the thing that we all know, and I let you get halfway before blurting out “The Alphabet!”

“I said it faster, I win!”

"Hey! That was a trick!"

"How was I supposed to know you meant the word alphabet and not the letters of the alphabet?"

"...."

"W-Wait I don't actually have to kiss now do I?"

"I-I've never really kissed someone before- and i don't even really know where to start."

"Gulp, well, I guess. . I'll try."

Gunzo closes his eyes and leans towards, planting a gentle kiss on your cheek.

"W-well, I b-best get going to practice, see ya!"

Gunzo turns around and dashes off at break-neck speed.

[askasummoner]

Wanna see me run the perimeter of Tokyo?

…

Wanna see me do it again?

"Woah! Did you really just do that!?"

"That's incredible! You have such great physical ability!"

"You got that right!"

"Have you ever considered going into professional sports with speed like that?"

"Move out of the way you two!"

"You there! You, me, on the race track, NOW!"

"My Durga!? What seems to be the problem-"

"Can it Wakan! Ain't no way this guy just shows up and acts like he's gonna outdo me!"

"Do have any idea how many sweets I had to give up to keep my speed and stay at the top!?

"Nu uh, we're settling this here!"

"Crap! Durga's mad, everyone get to cover!"

"If I were you buddy, I'd use that speed to get the heck out if here!"

[kairunatic]

He does have a point

[summocrap]

[shujinkomononobe]