#guppie

[azzi535]

Kelis loves her bad

Don’t let azzi’s face fool you she loves her too

[zerokissingbooth]

sick and tired of "gepard doesn't know what he's doing" "gepard is rizzless" he was raised noble and had serval as an older sister she would make sure he knew how to be polite and charming to people.

gepard cooking dinners and inviting you over to his place to eat. he buys you flowers and walks you home if he's able to at night. he offers to make your favorite pastries or your favorite comfort foods. he learns whatever you want, even if it takes a lot of preparation and waiting. he makes sure you don't ruin your shoes if there's a puddle by lifting you over it. he holds the door open for you, pulls out your chair for you to sit down, offers to pay for dinner if you're both out. always asks to kiss you, even if it's on the cheek or forehead. tucks the covers over you when he wakes up first. makes breakfast. etc.

sure he isn't a flirt or "sexy charming" like how some people imagine sampo or jing yuan or whoever else, but gepard's princely.

doesn't mean he's immune to getting flustered though

[goatlingsvent]

GUPPIES PROFILE LMFAO

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[galacticclimax]

[uncensored + alt vers]

god. i started this in feb. anyway this was a suggestion made by an anon:

"Put Kuru and Guppie on a see-saw and put nipple clamps attached to the ceiling on both of them so that only one of them isn’t having them pulled at one time

Gagged and blindfolded so they cant communicate obviously"

i forgot to gag them. oops. :3c;;; they can't rlly do anything anyway so......

[hanji-is-life]

Okay okay, I fucking love mermaids, always have. This bitch right here watched nothing but Ariel for years as a kiddo so this is right up my alley.

Merman!Bakugo whose skin is like a sharks, rough and hurts if you try to pet him. But why would you try? He's big, scary with a lot of spines and spikes.

Merman!Bakugo who has defensive measures, the fins on the end of his tail and along his hips have barbs that can inject venom, which usually happens during fights or during the mating season when mermen are fighting over mates.

Merman!Bakugo who is just fascinated why you don't have gills, fins or...anything really. You're like a dolphin, all soft and smooth, not slimey at all. He sits you on the rock so he can just see what's different about you, just as you do to him.

Merman!Bakugo who mistakes your toes as worms the first time you take your plastic flippers off. Chomps down on those guppies and gets so confused why you shriek and cry. You have to explain to him that they're attached to you.

Merman!Bakugo who is also completely enraptured by your legs. Loves to wiggle between them while on your rock.

Merman!Bakugo who has pupils like a cats to pick up more light when down in the ocean depths so yes, when he sees you they blow out like a dumbass.

Merman!Bakugo who is very, very possessive of his fleshy, non-fish, person and brings you shells and other pretty knick knacks that have been lost over time.

Merman!Bakugo who doesn't care if he dries and shrivels up in the sun, he is going to sunbathe with you on the beach, whether you like it or not.

Merman!Bakugo who loves your gillless neck and chest, the way they vibrate when you speak and make noise, that's unlike any communication in the ocean...he's just obsessed with it. Though if you point out him being all clingy like a starfish his fins and spines all spread out as he hisses at you.

Merman!Bakugo whose first real word is "Guppie" and that is your nickname. No if, and or buts about it.

I am going to kiss you for this. one big ole smooch.

CAUSE IM CRYING????? CALLING HIM GUPPIE???? Ohhhh my good your brain I’m gonna eat it. get ur mind like they’re Titan powers.

omg I’m gonna keep rereading this until my eyes burn I’m literally so FREAKIN IN LOVE I love I love I loveeeee

[guppiesareamazing]

so i hyperfixate on stuff for like a week

a lot

so here is a recap of a few that happened this year lmfao (this is a very small portion of them)

oh crochet is really cool *spends all my money on yarn*

two weeks later

crotchet is dumb 🙄 plants are where its at

*buys a shit ton of plants*

a week later surrounded by dead plants

yk i really like cows lets go to the zoo ima spend all my money on cow plushies

2 weeks later with no money nd a bunch of cow plushies

I LOVE FROGS I WANT ONE SO BAD LETS GO CATCH A TADPOLE 

3 weeks later with a tiny frog which we realeased back to where we found it

jumping spiders are pretty pog ngl

lemme get a ton and make habitats

1.5 months later, surrounded by dead spiders

hey dino masks are cool *proceeds to buy 6 dino masks and faux fur*

a month later with now 6 fursuits and -35 dollars

hey i like bonsai trees im gonna plant some *does and immediatly loses interest*

yk aquascaping is like. really cool lemme buy expensive aquascaping tools *aquascapes one tank and is done*

hey im obsessed with guppies again hah

ASSASSIN SNAILS ARE THE ONLY THINGS I CARE ABOUT 

one day later

eh assassin snails are ok ig idk

what i really wanna do is make kandi bead bracelets *makes a few then loses them all and my interest went with the beads*

ok manta rays are like really sick looking lemme spend all my money again

autism/adhd you gotta stop making me impulsively spend all my money on shit im gonna ignore in a week please

[davidcuniverse]

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