#gustave h

[fryca]

Wipp

[3nigm4art]

I finally knew who they remind me of

[beetlebees]

we had a movie discussion in my english class, and I had a vision

[celestiallure]

Hello! Could we please get some more stuff with Ralph Fiennes? I need that, thanks

ft. ralph fiennes x f! reader — rpf

╰₊✧ don't bite the hand that fingers you (or whatever the saying is)┊0.6k words

contains: smut!! 18+) dom ralph & sub reader┊unspecifed age gap (legal obviously), bratting/brat-taming, fingering, edging/orgasm denial 

➤ author's note: happy late birthday to my man, i swear a one-shot is coming for him

despite being in the prime of his acting career and being far more built than any man his age has any right to be, he’s still past his prime of prowess and a product of sixty years that have flown by like an unnoticeable breeze. perhaps if he were ten years younger, not even ten, maybe just five years, then he would be able to easily tolerate your childish attitudes of acting out when you feel like he isn’t giving you enough attention. you pout and bat your eyelashes at him, letting out little whines in hopes of distracting him from his work. sometimes you even flat out sit in his lap wearing cute little outfits, wrapping your arms around his neck while telling him that you’re bored and want to play.

he give a handful of warnings, giving nothing more than a few light scoldings as a little slap on the wrist. don’t you know that what he’s doing right now helps pay for all your little gifts from sanrio merchandise to frilly dresses to lacy lingerie? there’s only so much he can handle before actually getting distracted like you intended, rocking back and forth against him before sulking at his supposed disinterest. there are many things you know him for, and his disinterest in your feminine wiles wasn’t one of them.

so after about fifteen minutes of pestering him, making stupid noises while kissing and poking at his face with your index fingers, you let out an annoyed huff before attempting to get off of him, but before you could even get a foot on the ground, you yelped as he suddenly picked you up and laid you out on the bed. he had his hands on his hips while looking down at you, acting like he didn’t expect you to be acting out when he’s hardly noticed you all day. “are you just about finished?”

it’s so easy to forget how strong he is beneath those clothes with the face of a weak elderly man, but just because he’s too old to tolerate your behavior, doesn’t mean he doesn’t know how to punish you for it. the second you start going from juvenile to outright rude is when his patience starts to wear thin, but he knows exactly how to manage your poor attitude when you decide to start being a brat for petty reasons. 

it doesn’t take too long for you to start whining for different reasons, letting out pathetic mewls with his fingers buried inside of you. you were already so wet that you were practically soaking his digits and the fabric of your underwear, hearing the squelching with every thrust. while you were writhing in lust, he remained rather stone-faced, only letting out a mild chuckle whenever you arched your back and had tears forming in the corners of your eyes. 

he often says most people will no longer find your immature behavior cute when you’re a grown-ass adult, but he must admit, it is a little cute when you’re so desperate for the attention of a man as old as he is. 

it doesn’t take anything to put you in your place, just denying you of your orgasm is enough to have you begging for relief, but just as you refused to leave him alone earlier, he was going to do the same. you didn’t really think he was going to leave you hanging, did you?  after all, weren’t you practically begging him for this ten minutes earlier? once he’s satisfied with the results of his ongoing punishment, then he’ll be sure to indulge you in everything you want, you just have to be patient. 

[konnichihawa]

[thealienfromasteroidcity]

The pipeline from watching conclave, to binge watching Ralph Fiennes movies, to watching Grand Budapest Hotel and getting your brain completely altered by a bisexual hotel concierge just to get obsessed with Wes Anderson movies is real and I am on it. I am now obsessed with stop motion aliens, gay writers, talking foxes and a prince who learned how to play basketball.

[thewolveswithin]

These are so cute omg

[nguyetdahuong]

They would be bestie is all im saying 🫣

Oh wait 🫷hear me out actually🤌

Cardinal Lawrence resigns, just as he wanted after ****** becomes the new pope. Now no more cardinal Lawrence, only Thomas (doubting™). He travels to Zubrowka and stays at a nice hotel for once (his friend Aldo insists "God forbid you to enjoy the luxury of a real vacation").

Thomas loves the Grand Budapest Hotel at first sight: the alluring building reminds him of some prestigious dollhouse come to life. Not to mention there's a church nearby, convenient to drop by and light some candles.

He's welcomed by a well-mannered blonde man. The man looks like in his forties and oh he aged well, in fact he aged like fine wine. Blonde hair styled neatly. Kinda makes Thomas miss his younger days with full hair on his head, oh he wishes he had those hair. The man wears a purple suit tailored perfectly to his body, really compliments his waist (thank God that waist hasn't been tampered by wine yet). The bow tie stays neatly on his neck. What can he say, "neat" is the best described word about this alluring man. There's something fresh about him, Thomas concentrates on the air. Oh right, the man uses perfume, something Thomas can't name.

"Your eminence, it's our pleasure to serve you here. I'm Gustave, if you need anything please let me know".

NOTE: Oh fuck it we ball, I'm just trying to shove some ideas for the crossover and here I am writing a ficlet 🤦 whatever here's my 3 cents 💡

Thomas and Gustave recite poems together. They become poem-friends (idk is that what they call?). Occasionally Thomas would reference something from the Bible.

Gustave accompanies Thomas to the church. They pray together.

Zero (our beloved lobby boy) sees them spend too much time together and wondering if Mr. Gustave has changed his type. Since the new guest is neither blonde nor superficial 👀

Aldo frequently calls to check on his friend, sometimes bitching about his colleagues but most of the time insinuates that he misses his friend (very much) and hope they can have juicy tea like the old time 🫖

Too bad now Thomas has a new bestie who is so charming, has a sweet mouth that always knows what to say ☺️

Do they have a fling or not? 🚬 well let's look at the canon to decide. Mr. Gustave "I go to bed with all my friends" or Mr. Lawrence who sleeps like a vampire to keep celibate 👀 idk I'm curious af too 😭

Would Thomas (Conclave) and Gustave (Grand Budapest Hotel) become besties?

yess of course they are soulmates from another universe 😍

No, never in a million years ☺️

Voting ended onJan 28, 2025