#gutter queen

[korva-the-raven]

This is Miss Kitty. She's a Gutter Queen, and I mean no disrespect. Miss Kitty is an outdoor cat who prefers the outside. She only comes inside if she wants to. She gives no fucks.

I will give her fresh water, and she will go drink the rain water straight out of the gutter without breaking eye contact with me.

Miss Kitty is a huntress. She has brought us lizards and even a shrew. She is also a badass. Miss Kitty owns the streets.

Her family left her behind because she's happy outside. We feed her and bring her inside. We belong to her now. We named her Cleo, short for Cleopatra.

We let her come and go as she pleases. But, I think she is starting the like the boujee life.

[past-perfect-future-tense]

This is what happens when you get an update on your from phone from your science partner on Tumblr and since your mind lives in the gutter, all you read is Sebastian’s cock. Yeah. I know. I make no apologies. @thorfanficwriter

[misscaelabailey]

I want to give you all a song from the album, so you know it is real. This is the most recently completed mix we have done. It is a song called “Down At The Palace”. This song was written for our beloved stage at the Oregon Country Fair. She is called ‘The DuCaniveaux Vaudeville Palace. Each year we make the journey to Veneta and before the fair opens we build our stage. She is a masterpiece. Many performers juggle, dance, flip, hang, sing, twist and turn all over her. Our troupe ‘The Royal Famille DuCaniveaux’ usually does 6 shows over the weekend and after the last show we tear her down and put her away again until next year. She is a party all her own. This song became a real funk & roll tune brought to life by the people below:

Down At The Palace- Written by Ron W. Bailey

Drums- Kelly Van Camp,  Hammond, Wurlitzer & Piano- Daniel Walker, Guitar- Rod Cook ,  Slide Guitar- Al Kaatz,  Bass- Dean Schmidt,  Horns- Billy Joe Huels, Sean Jensen, Brian Mueller,   Tambourine- Steve White

[quarrelling]

i sit outside in the wind smoking a cigarette  & among thoughts of birds &airplane trajectories there's the quiet thought of me kissing your head & calling you handsome you're the best boyfriend i ever met even if you have communication issues i still want to not hurt your feelings i like how when i pick at my skin & ruin it you still put your hands on me like rain i'm tired of the way i hurt myself im tired baby can i stay the night? i can taste that bottle of sailor jerry's across the room & i  bought us cokes from the gas station down the block i love you & i want you to love me forever somewhere but i want you to let me leave because boys will never understand how heavy a crown is,  how easily we disappear, how bad it hurts to fall from the  top of those stairs all down to the bottom just because someone forgot to say they love me more than god or anything at all i can only happen like a thunderstorm, all at once, all at once & i want so badly for it to be easy, want so badly to be like rain: soft & pretty to feel, but im not &  im sorry your mama never told you that some girls light fires because they like to watch you burn

[misscaelabailey]

So basically your telling me, Lady Gaga has heard me sing!!! 

[misscaelabailey]

It is so crazy how close we are getting in my kickstarter!!! I wanted to get in on the action. I figured out a cool way to have my Granny and Grandpa contribute from the great beyond! This piggy bank has been around as long as I can remember. It has been filled and emptied many times. This time it had been years. I have been adding to what they put in it since they passed. So, per usual... my amazing grandparents are helping to make my dreams come true. Warning: This is my first attempt at editing video, please don't judge to harshly... I hope you enjoy it because we had fun making it!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1704373973/the-gospel-of-the-gutter-queen

[misscaelabailey]

I can't thank everyone enough for all the love. But really thanks especially to The'Trojan Original because it was truly his vision and execution that made this happen! Also to Celenefor her video mastery and patience! This crew of humans is just so freakin beautiful individually that the collective magic was wild! Its all pretty wild! Hello Today Show! Im sorry... our hash tagged names though!!! Sydni Deveraux Dalisha Phillipsthe'Luminous PariahParis Original Hahaha... awesome I am particularly excited because we have had it in the works for a while to launch a Kickstarter for my first full length album! Its been a long time coming and we are putting all our energy behind making this music. We are asking all of our friends to be a part of bringing this to life! Truly anything helps and even if you can't donate helping to spread the word is just as appreciated. There is so much in the works and I can't wait to share all of it with everyone. I am stoked to continue collaborating with all of the top notch artists in our community! If nothing else this is all just another reminder that SEATTLE KICKS SO MUCH ASSSSSSSSS Ass Ass Ass! WHAT UP NORTHWEST! MY CITY IS FILTHY!!!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1704373973/the-gospel-of-the-gutter-queen

[deliriousmuch-blog]