#guy ferry

[sebastiansin-221b]

I feel like

If Guy Fieri’s (born Guy Ferry) parents had known what an astronomical dickbag he would eventually be, they’d have named him something less douchebaggy than “Guy”...

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

everything you’ve ever known is a lie

[prinnia]

just learned that Guy Fieri isn’t his real name and i just feel so betrayed.  rly need some comfort right now

[boyswanna-be-her]

Guy Fieri's real name is Guy Ferry and it tickles me that he changed it lol

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[uwapurin]

2:04 PM - Saltonara: http://38.media.tumblr.com/e4564ec922b16a9750b40fb6a33cd945/tumblr_n8tnzovs0E1slqgtro1_1280.png

2:04 PM - Frankenfaced Fuckfurtkoviz: I fucking hate guy fieri

2:05 PM - Saltonara: Hahahah

2:05 PM - Frankenfaced Fuckfurtkoviz: he's an abomination

2:05 PM - Saltonara: Yeah he looks like a fuckin nerd

2:05 PM - Saltonara: Although I honestly don't know much about him other than that he gets free food by posing a food critic

2:05 PM - Saltonara: On TV

2:05 PM - Frankenfaced Fuckfurtkoviz: he's a fucking asshole and I hate his voice and his everything

2:05 PM - Saltonara: Hahahahahahaha

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2:06 PM - Saltonara: I'm curious though how is he an asshole other than the free food thing

2:06 PM - Saltonara: And basically trying to rip off Gordon Ramsay

2:07 PM - Frankenfaced Fuckfurtkoviz: I don't know why I hate him but he's terrible and gets on my nerves

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2:07 PM - Frankenfaced Fuckfurtkoviz: he goes around to diners and makes dumb jokes and eats food for free because he advertises their shit

2:07 PM - Frankenfaced Fuckfurtkoviz: also he just looks like a dick

2:08 PM - Frankenfaced Fuckfurtkoviz: he always takes his sunglasses and wears them behind his head like a retard

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2:10 PM - Saltonara: Is that even his real name

2:13 PM - Frankenfaced Fuckfurtkoviz: his name is guy ferry but in typical retard guy fieri fashion he calls himself guy fieir

[c0c0b0b0]

(1972) Guy Ferry