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[to the Guy Scouts' group chat] Odin: Saw an Olympian today. Osiris: Are you safe?!? Dagda: Wild or domesticated? Zeus: guys C'MON

#happy birthday to myself!#surprise bitch! i bet you thought you had seen the last of Guy Scouts!#GUY SCOUTS #odin #zeus #osiris #dagda #celtic x egyptian x greek x norse #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #norse gods #norse mythology #incorrect norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #egyptian gods #egyptian mythology #incorrect egyptian gods #incorrect egyptian mythology #celtic gods #celtic mythology #incorrect celtic mythology #incorrect celtic gods #incorrect mythology #mythology #s: butchdot (tumblr)#queuetzalcoatl

This but make it clones

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[Zeus, up to his regular, no-good shenanigans] Zeus: Behind every great man is a great woman. Zeus: And in my case, that woman is an intelligent, sophisticated, full-foreheaded stallion named Odin. Odin: ?? Zeus: And she's a wizard. And she can dance. Zeus: I need you on this, buddy. Odin: Odin: Fine.

#real #did u think this was about hera? sike! it's always been about guy scouts #guy scouts #zeus #odin #brotp #greek x norse #norse gods #norse mythology #incorrect norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #greek mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology #incorrect greek gods #s: psych (tv series)#queuetzalcoatl

Odin: I had a dream last night that we got into a fight. Zeus: Really? Who won? Odin: I did. Zeus, scoffing: Yeah. Definitely a dream.

#long time no GUY SCOUTS POSTINGGGGGGGGGG #guy scouts #odin #zeus #brotp #greek x norse #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #norse gods #norse mythology #incorrect norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology #s: intimidating-fettucine (tumblr)#queuetzalcoatl

Odin: I think I'm coming down with something. I've been so nauseous lately. Zeus, seriously: Maybe you're pregnant. [silence] Odin: I don't know who's the bigger idiot. You because you're speaking from experience, or me because I almost had a panic attack

#the correct answer: zeus. it's always zeus. idiot supreme just like his father 😊✌️#odin #zeus #i know you MISSED THEMMMMMMMMMMM #GUY SCOUTS #brotp #greek x norse #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology #incorrect norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #norse gods #norse mythology #s: arguablysomaya (tumblr)#queuetzalcoatl

Osiris: Why did you have so many kids? Zeus: They make me happ- [loud series of suspicious crashes from upstairs] Zeus: I have no idea.

#hee hee #requested #osiris #zeus #egyptian x greek #guy scouts #egyptian gods #egyptian mythology #incorrect egyptian gods #incorrect egyptian mythology #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology #s: @XplodingUnicorn (twitter)

Zeus: Say me, you, and Osiris are flying over Niflheim, and the chariot crashes. Who are you gonna eat to survive? Odin: Osiris. Zeus: What?! What about me? Odin: No. Zeus: But... Osiris is so stringy. I'm getting a paunch- I'm plump, juicy. Odin: Exactly. Osiris would have more muscle- higher protein content. It's better for you. Zeus: Well, I would eat you. Odin: That's very nice, I guess. Zeus: I don't see why you wouldn't eat me! I'm your best friend! Odin: Look, if other people are having some, I'll try you! Zeus: Thank you!

Zeus, after a break-up: She said I'm not good-looking enough for her! Not good-looking! Zeus: Odin, look at me. Look at my face! Am I beautiful? Osiris, am I beautiful? Odin: Osiris: Osiris, sighing: You're very attractive. Zeus: Yeah!

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