#guys fr

[dooberryforest]

Guys I’ve solved it with my headcannons you’re welcome

To summarise, for quick decisions Battat is in charge, otherwise the mikes work as a democracy and Jongler always sides with Pluey

I’ll probably update this with the separate images later maybe

[cheesesquiggler]

Praying that some divine force will cause these two shows to crossover some day.

[butteronabun]

i was 🥺🤍 over ragbros because i was just thinking how much diluc means to kaeya & vice versa

i’ve never talked abt kaeya often in this blog but i love this dude sm. i really like to write him, because he’s either one of the mischief makers that gives more color to diluc’s dull life, or he’s the one pulling the strings / is behind the scenes to ensure that his brother is getting what he deserves, especially when he knows how much diluc has been through. plus, it’s also ic for him to work behind the scenes ( defense: jean’s bday )

connecting the two is my favorite.

like. . . i love love the idea of kaeya being such a little shit to diluc, like messing up with his calendar and mixing up his schedules in an au for example. kaeya randomly books diluc to this cute flower decorating class. diluc is annoyed ofc, and he has the power not to go, but diluc does, anyway. though the image of his scary & grumpy older brother surrounded by flowers and older women makes him laugh, it’s worth it to see that diluc has relieved some of his stress.

how kaeya knew? he has his sources. diluc’s employees talk loudly.

kaeya notices that diluc made friends, too. he won’t admit it, but he’s very pleased. he’s seen diluc’s recent purchases, and of course, being wealthy and incredibly generous, it’s no surprise that his brother’s love language is gift-giving. he’s sure they’re for the ladies who treated him well.

those flowers they put on his hair? definitely blackmail material he’ll send diluc on his birthday just to tease him. and oh, what’s this? he’s going to another flower decorating session next week?

hm. all according to plan.

like ughhh. i like writing their dynamics like that. makes my heart swoon. and as for diluc on the other hand,, i’m a sucker for him being such a protective older brother. older brother diluc waaaahzjjjs

like like ugh — the idea of kaeya. his little brother. dating someone. diluc just goes PROTECTIVE MODE 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 like hello??? who dares to date his little brother??? but also at the same time, he’s like, also in his own weird humor, out of all the ppl in the world, who even dares to date my little brother??

loook at me yap over how sweet these boys are to each other. . . but also yap how they can be the greatest menaces to one another. especially kaeya. don’t you just love it when he bullies his older bro a little bit 😋

[ “I am a good brother, I really am.”

Diluc focuses on his food and continues chewing.

“But at this rate – don’t you think it’s kind of pathetic that my amazing older brother still hasn’t get it?”

Diluc halts at that. With a scowl, he glances at Kaeya who’s gazing at him with a sad expression. “And what, pray tell, do you mean by that?”

“See? One of Teyvat’s 30 under 30’s candidates doesn’t even understand Gen Z slangs.”

“I know what the Gen Z slangs are now, Kaeya.”

“Really? You don’t need me to translate ROFL, IJBOL, FRFR for you anymore?”

Diluc cringes, “Yeah.”

“What about W.A.P.?”

“WAP?”

“From the top, make it drop, have some wet a—”

“Kaeya.” Diluc grits out.

“Well, at least we’re seeing improvements. It’s embarrassing that you, out of all people, is always so perplexed whenever pop culture is mentioned.”

“I take it like a fucking badge. Unlike the majority of our current generation, I am not chronically online.”

“And you’re one step closer to becoming a stuck up boomer, my bro.”

“Don’t call me that.” ]

this is from a request that i’ll have to finish hsjsj and i just saw it again recently. who knows when i’ll complete this

anw thats just it. i love these two 😩 but kaeya, i love ur brother more. dw he’ll be safe with me 🤩

[sammithryx]

SHE BROUGHT THEM! GUYS! HOLLYBERRY BROUGHT THEM ALONG! THERE'S GONNA BE MORE OF THEM!!!!

[angelic--light]

I hate being in hospital

[made-my-peace-with-all-the-bad]

I’m bored and wanna yap. Soooooo if anyone wants to ask things or yap about things with me please do!!

[wtfishappening0]

We all agree that the couple from Marbles and the couple from Chords are the same couple, right?

[uncertaininnit]

Do y’all think there’s like... popular c!dream apologist blogs that I just don’t know about because I avoid that side of this app?

Do you think there are actual people out there who have had thoughts like ‘OMG! @/tommy-deserves-pain reblogged my post about how everyone ignores the trauma tommy gave dream!’ Or ‘OMG! @/helookedhotdoingit just made a post about how terrible it is that dream’s stuck in the prison and is getting starved! They’re so right omg like dream has been hurt so much this sucks so much I couldn’t word it better myself’

Actual c!dream apologists dni with this post or I’ll bite your legs off