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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
noise dept.
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#extradirty
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Love Begins
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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WHERE is my forever mutual clem tilforeverfallsapart/ a million other usernames. anyone who can provide me info will be rewarded with my gratitude
I feel like the original Chinese ending is even funnier than the translation implies. My inexpert tweaks:
“Heterosexuality really is the most fragile type of sexual orientation in the world, in human history electric shock, detention, family coercion, campus and workplace bullying all were unable to change homosexuality to heterosexuality, but heterosexuals need only get a glimpse of homosexual information and movies and they can turn into homosexual”
i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?
websites prior to like the 2010s: sign in with your username and password
websites now:
Community Garden AU Log Entry 3
HEY BESTIE I CANNOT DO THIS TODAY
*FUCKING SLAPS YOU WITH COMMUNITY GARDEN AU*
(I was literally in the middle of making this when the recent stream dropped ffs)
Also ahaha canon is not real, just OG L’manbergians reminiscing the good old days where Wilbur wasn’t a maniac :’)
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On the brighter side, Hannah joins in and Purpled is confused
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Also Puffy and Foolish visit!!
(Thanks to this ask for giving the flower ideas for this post)
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Uh oh, Foolish what’re u thinking?
Support me on Kofi!
Pog
alien c!purpled but insecure and also raccooninnit! ive decided grabbing things that’s not his is second nature to him
Greatest hits of FIFA cultural exchanges thus far:
Learning about flyovers and pyrotechnics at American games being a thing
Non-americans discovering the size of American football stadiums....for high schools in texas. Also the size of our stadiums in general.
Going to baseball games as a side treat! Lmao.
Non-americans losing their minds over "like, 100 petrol pumps," at buc-ees.
Related: Americans often forget how huge target and Walmart is.
People discovering American BBQ
Non-americans being obsessed with mid American restaurant chains like Golden Corral and Taco Bell
A lot of them really did feel god in this chile's apparently
The rightful obsession with waffle house
New understanding of American Big Drink With Ice supremacy as summer creeps in
Begrudging acceptance of mandatory water breaks during games
Americans realizing we have a Team USA and we are not, in fact, just "hosting our friends" from around the world — mostly because we won our first match and our team is decent??? Not amazing but not the worst.
Side rant: us women's football team is legendary good and we should care about that more like. Hello???
Admitting Americans are right about air conditioning
Related: the english team did warm ups in Florida RIP, and also the there's a video of the French team just being like fuck the heat, fuck the sun, this is so hot...
Americans who do not normally care about international football but fucking love a sport and cheering so we're just hyping whatever team is nearby, like we see a party and just show up and learn the chant. Like sorry many of us don't know shit about soccer but if we see a bunch of people in viking helmets or kilts or holding a bunch of flags and cheering we're game.
TAILGATING!!!!
I already said this but American yellow school bus is an international celebrity
The Scottish drank Boston dry of beer apparently, like they quadrupled what Boston normally sells for fourth of July weekend. SAM ADAMS HAD TO GET AN EMERGENCY BEER DELIVERY.
Also the English team fans got kicked out of The Londoner pub in Dallas after drinking 5,000 beers and going over max capacity lmao
Free refill drinks, tortilla chips & salsa.
So many non-americans are going to be here for the 4th of July for our 250th anniversary which is going to be great and hilarious
Non-americans discovering ranch as a beloved condiment
Non-americans understanding American obsession with hamburger now
Japan's homebase is in Texas and the cultural differences are frankly great and also the Japanese fans are SO NICE and helped clean up the stadium after a match???
All the short videos with the eagle screech (which I think is actually a hawk but whatever)
can we talk about greying Ben Fankhauser
happy father’s day to herrrrr
i was expecting to have funny stories from summer camp this year but i actually just adore my kids. i have mostly the same group as last year (middle school) and it’s crazy how much they’ve matured. and they’re so smart. they’re awesome. this week im getting moved to fourth grade and im gonna miss them
follows you online due to your posts. Lol
wow i can't believe literally everyone has a crush on tommyinnit just like me i feel no shame now
Dude dude dude
Uncertain like REEMED me for admitting I have a crush on him after his Christmas stream? I think? And I was so embaressed bc like no, why do I like scrawny blond gamer boy who screams? Why do I like gremlin child? But I have accepted it.
No shame club✌️
what the ACTULAL FUCK does ‘reemed’ mean. sounds sexual. i didnt do that
Like you flamed me lmao
i mean. imagine you found out that some random girl youve never met both spends all of her time writing and reading about you and watching you and not just that, but is attracted to you. and you dont know her at all. and also youre legally a child. damn i did it again sorry
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you didnt intend to fuck me but it happened. im ur mom u know.amanda
you? using a purpled meme? if i didnt know you betetr id say that you arent even a true tommy simp. why do you use the memes of another
i miss my long lost mutual
Dark white, purple, turquoise, and pink
*cries deeply*
rmbz one oh one ilysm
@rmbz101
if i could draw, here are some terrible design choices i would make when drawing dsmp characters ft. bench trio
i thought this would be funny. i’m way too fucking literal, to the point where i dont like hybrid character designs as much because *the skin isn’t like that*! and other times im like of COURSE this character has the headcanoned design? who are you if you dont draw them like that? so here’s some overly literal choices i’d make
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wow what a time capsule
last night i dreamed that i disguised myself to look like a milf to get purpled to fall in love with me
i wasnt actually like 36 or 44 or whatever age i pictured myself as, so i wasnt a predator or something, i was just like ‘i want purpled to fall in love with me and normal isnt going to cut it so i decided that he likes milfs? i guess?
he was working at some supermarket thing and i just kept flirting with him. while looking like a 40yo woman. keep in mind he’s 17. he had tons of coworkers around him but none of them paid me any mind for some reason
afterwords i guess i was messaging him online? over this messenger app that doesnt look like any kind of actual messenger app. and im pretty sure he did fall in love with milf-me.
flash forward im walking through the streets and a shadowy guy approaches me and tries to hand me this piece of paper and i was like ‘you know i gave up killing long ago’ but it turns out his dead mother keeps yelling at him from the grave and he just wants someone to go kill her again. so i did that.
then i rode some ferris wheel
the end
thomas tommyinnit simons i love you more than i could possibly comprehend but stop fucking talking while purpled is talking
looking through old cobweb gathering posts on my blog and it looks like i used to liveblog mcc. i dont remember this at all which feels weirdd like i thought i woukd remember everything ive posted about but thats kinda ridiculous