Guzma w/ an S/O who is selectively mute headcanons
Thanks for the request anon! I hope I did you justice :)
Also to the anon who sent me their experiences (idk if you're the same person) thank you so much for sharing your experience. I really appreciate it, and I hope you're doing well :)
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Enjoy!
How you ended up with the loudest, most boisterous man in all the Alolan isles
Is perhaps the world’s greatest mystery
Or at least, that’s how everyone else sees it
For you and him, it makes complete sense
Your relationship is so full of love and care and understanding
Your personalities slot together perfectly, like puzzle pieces
Guzma’s been nothing short of a considerate gentleman to you since the day you met
In his own special, bug-man, way of course
He’d have no problem with ordering food/speaking to a cashier for you
Only if you wanted him to, naturally
Though, due to his somewhat in-your-face attitude, this might not end well
“They asked for NO pickles! What the FUCK are these??”
Cut to you hiding in his warm jacket, hoping he’ll shut up, for both your sakes
As your relationships progresses, he settles down a lot, so luckily situations like that occur less and less
If you communicate with ASL, Guz is your guy!
I imagine he would already know a good amount of it
Team Skull is full of misfits, runaways and those who are downtrodden by society, it’s not unreasonable to think some members may be deaf/hearing impaired
And he wouldn’t be the big bad boss that he is if he didn’t know how to give his grunts orders!
Plus words of encouragement
He likes to use it almost like a secret code, so he could flirt/meme with you without others knowing
It makes you smile, which he loves
If you use a chalk/whiteboard, yall know my man is making you a Team Skull themed one
Gotta get that branding
He’s bought you a lot of markers for it
And a Wimpod eraser too
Sometimes he likes to leave a funny doodle on it for you
Or a cute little love note
But only if he knows the grunts won’t see it
Can’t let them know the boss is a big ol’softie
Even if it’s extremely obvious when he’s around you
Guzma cherishes your voice
It’s like a beautiful gift to him
He feels so honoured and special that sweet, precious you feel comfortable enough to speak to his big, ugly self
You often use that voice to remind him that you love him so much
And reassure him about how truly kind and handsome he is
He really appreciates it
If anyone says shit to you
Let alone glances at you wrong
Arceus help them
Guzma has literally zero chill when it comes to ignorance and discrimination like that already
So if it’s directed to his boo
The perpetrator is either leaving with their pokemon fainted or covered in bruises
Or both, if they’re particularly nasty
You’re his cutiefly, his fucking cinnamon applin, he’d do anything to protect you and make you happy
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‼️Autism Spectrum Disorder
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