#guzmo

[cocokoalatea]

[203y]

hey. guzmo. pick a handful. (shyest?)

sorta depends on context, but ironically its guzma who tends to be more ‘shy’ (standoffish is more accurate lol) when in a new setting with new people and was genuinely shy when getting naked with mo for the first time lol (hes got a soft and squishy stomach, ya boy dont hit the gyms and he eats like a garbodor)

Who is better at cheering the other up?

sorta hard to discern actually–on one hand guzma can easily cheer mo back up if hes having a shitty time, but on the other hand cheering guzma back up from his mile-deep moody chasms ought to be worthy of medals the way mo can do it

Who sits on who’s lap?

guzma will do it to be cheeky because hes bigger and heavier and mo adores it to pieces and gets blushy every time

Who is most likely to apologise first after an argument?

sort-of-but-not-really surprisingly, guzma–he feels remorse almost immediately after he calms down after whatever fight, and beats himself up black and blue over it because of the deep-running insecurity he has that hes worse than the plague for molayne 

Who gets more jealous?

a no-brainer–guzma, unfortunately, and it involves kukui of course (its also usually the source of an argument) but hes gotten leagues better in more recent times thanks to those in his little support system

[ya-boy-guzmania]

My gay nerd Mo 💜💜

[203y]

Hi! I've been meaning to ask this for a while but qas kinda embarrased. I was wondering how did Molayne convinced Guzma to bottom? I mean Guzma is a pretty reckless and headstrong person.

>:3c i always accept headcanon asks lmfao

tbh i bet guzma was actually the one to offer because he has insecurities about being a good boyfriend he wanted to try it out ‘cause lol how hard can it be?? MO can do it so guzma was determined he could too no prob

boy was that a severe underestimation lmfao he was SO confident and cocky but damn that attitude ended fast and mo kept asking him if he wanted to stop because guzma was sounding like a someone in labor at the dentist’s getting a root canal but he was DETERMINED (read: stubborn and prideful) not to pussy out because he wanted to do something nice and kinda special for mo even if his top-exclusive delicate virgin butthole was screaming at him 

of course tho it wasnt so bad once they were around the halfway mark and mo is the softest sweetest and most gentle topper youll ever have in your ass lmao guzma almost wanted to tell him to knock the sappy treatment off but he was too busy chewing through a pillow and being a baby until he got used to it

then everything was mostly smooth sailing lol guzma did a 180 and became a loud talky screamer after the personal experience of discovering his own prostate once mo started really hittin it right and tbh it was that payoff and mo enjoying himself that made it all worth it, including the couple days after when guzmas ass was still screaming at him (or mostly)

[apolloball]

[berdsie]

sees screnshots of big boss of team skull

> is he gonna throw down some sick pokemon raps 

[zapurongu]

Team Skull looks sick