#gween-teea

[totsfunkygroovynuggets]

@gween-teea you have taken my life force

​also it won’t let me reblog with a video so if you see this make sure to like the original post, :)

[goatvrai]

Alone on a Friday night? God, you’re pathetic.

[ask-playstation-benrey]

Benrey what do you think of your fellow science team members

> what the fuck is that.

> oh you wanna know about my... uh, about the science team?

> tommy is... well he's, uh, he's a guy, he is. he uh talks about his dog and soda a lot. i'm probably the closest to him out of all of them minus fe

> coomer has a mustache. also like he drinks the sewer gatorade so i stay away from him

> bubby sets shit on fire, uh he's just about the type of guy i'd like to see but unfortunately he's old and made of like silicone or some shit? never touched him though

> and... uh...

> ...

> oh, feetman? he's, he's alright, i guess

[galaxyofghouls]

Ayy, thank you for using my idea. How’d you rate my boy Brahms?

listen i love brahms. gross and tall? yes pls.

BUT. needs a shower and also maybe a timeout. 6/10 but could be 8/10

[lightofthemoonglow]

Teal

You are invited to the island commune I’d start if I had the funds

[goatvrai]

well he can’t exactly SAY anything

no matter. i think i deserve an apology.

[Guardian claps his hands, summoning several towering, malformed conglomerates of goat and guard.]

[Gordon turns to run. He can feel something bubbling up within him.]

[goatvrai]

Where are you gonna go? Will the game even allow you do like... go out of bounds?

I guess we’re about to find out? I don’t know what I’m expecting, since it’s a... goat farm thing. Maybe there’ll at least be some area that resembles a forest or something.

[goatvrai]

When the fuck did he put a little goat in your hair!? Also, how can Darnold see the chat?

I... Don’t know? I just kinda can??