Dec 11, 2024
Of all the weirdly specific things to hallucinate about, my fangirl ass has been lucid daydreaming about a Witcher West Side Story where Lambert is Tony, Aiden is Maria, the rumble is the treasonous tournament between the Cat and Wolf schools, and America is a sung by Guxart (as Anita) and the Dyn Marv caravan cat witchers about how much they enjoy getting away from Stygga castle.
#so weirdly specific#listing to the soundtrack and hallucinating like the fangirl i am#the dance is a pre-tournament training session#gweld is jet#vesemir and guxart are in love ofc#romeo and juliet#but with laiden#lambert the witcher#aiden the witcher#the witcher#lambert x aiden#cat witchers#wolf witchers#west side story#west side story au#roneo and juliet#kaer morhen#stygga castle#treyse#guxart#vesemir#eskel#i feel like eskel is singing “cool boy” after gweld dies in the tournament#“officer krupke” is about either rennes or the mages#lambert and aiden fall in love at first sight in the middle of a training melee#going to have to write this extremely niche fic myself