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[asktheraggededges]

To all the snipers: How do you handel a close to mid range combat situation?

Shoot em with my side iron. Don’t happen often.One time, I had to whup the tar out of a body with my mitts.Not my favourite.

[subject shoots there cuffs, as two wrist mounted hot shot las pistols click out over their fists]

They get the rare privilege of seeing the look of satisfaction and disgust on my face as I kill them.

[asktheraggededges]

What is the thing that exasperates you the most about the target of your affections?

I used to find the way her coat covers up her butt pretty frustrating but now in just gives me a sense of anticipation.

I thought I would find her lack of honesty about what she wants to be exasperating but again, it just it all the more satisfying when she finally gives in a little and admits what she wants.

Her disrespect is utterly galling and her manners unforgivable. I don’t even appreciate the implication that she’s the object of my affection.

“P-pull on my hair! Damn you!”

And her impersonation of me is offensive.

[asktheraggededges]

Polato, considering your general... attitude, have you actually managed to make it with anyone?

Oh totally!

I basically up for whatever. 

A lot of folks don’t want to admit it, but everyone has needs and well…I’m willing to adjust myself to accommodate those needs. Someone want’s me to wear cat ears cause they got a thing for felinids? - done.

Erm.

Someone wants me to grab them by the wrists and bop them till they think their ears will bleed, I can do that too.

[subject whistles , attempting nonchalance]

Huh. Weirdos.

And if someone wants me to admire them…longingly…assuring them they’re the most beautiful human I’ve seen personally…requesting permission before I place a single kiss on their perfect smoky thighs…I will do this also…

It’s all just a good time. Some gooder than others.

[subject beads sweat and looks around nervously]

[asktheraggededges]

Do any of the Ragged Edges have a fear of bugs? That's surprisingly common among otherwise brave people.

I once saw Gwizdek violently attack a cockroach with a piece of rebar yelling ‘DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!’ and then blasting it with her holdout pistol when she kept missing. She kept on talking after it was dead, too. She was convinced there must be other bugs. She was ranting about them hiding.

So, I dunno if she necessarily has a fear of bugs, but she really really doesn’t like them.

[bthegreat-pl]

[Pozytywne historie] Gwizdek, musztarda i Starszy Pan

[Pozytywne historie] Gwizdek, musztarda i Starszy Pan

Wierzę w to, że nawet nasza najbliższa okolica ma wiele tajemnic, które czekają na odkrycie. Każdy przechodzień to zbiór historii i zagadek. Dzięki ogłoszeniu, które powiesiłam u siebie na klatce i musztardzie, której zabrakło, miałam okazję otworzyć drzwi, które skrywały zdecydowanie więcej niż jedną opowieść. I czekają na moment, aż ktoś ich wysłucha.

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[abyjezykgietki]

Ciekawostki: pistolet

Pistolet jest internacjonalizmem, który swoje źródło ma w języku czeskim. Pochodzi od wyrazu píšťala 'gwizdek' (por. polskie piszczałka), prawdopodobnie ze względu na kształt broni, która przypominała Czechom gwizdek. (źródło)

[drastycznie] I myślę sobie o tym, jak ironiczne jest, gdy ktoś wkłada sobie pistolet do ust (jakby chciał zagwizdać).[/drastyczne]

[mysteryheaven]

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