H-Hotel: We've Possibly Fallen for you
Wendip+Kimron, E, 4.8k, (Ao3)
"Okay, you've got to give me your sister's and her girlfriend's number, we've got to open Oregon branch of Coco Banana", Kim spoke, finishing her drink.
"And Buenos Nachos too!", Ron added, "Maybe, like a joined business! You buy messy food and can get a t-shirt if you need a fresh one!"
"How would that work, Ronald?"
"I don't know, it's just weird you guys don't have these."
"Gravity Falls isn't exactly… big", Wendy explained, smirking.
"And people can get married with woodpeckers", Dipper added. "So, 'weird' is 'normal' for us."
"Is… renting a room in a hotel beyond our time, space and reality 'normal' for you?"
Ron looked around, still mesmerized by the commotion happening in the spacious bar they were sitting in. Creatures of all sizes and shapes were walking on, sitting, or otherwise existing on all sides of the big room, making the four humans look almost mundane and insignificant.
"Er… it's not our first visit here", Wendy fixed her hair, her cheeks turning slight shade of crimson. "Though we did not expect to meet you, but…"
"…that's kinda how this place works."
The four looked at their table, on which lay two keys; not keycards, as Ron and Kim expecterd, but big, brass ones.
"Cos we were about to, you know…", Wendy once again fixed her hair, throwing loving glance at her boyfriend, as she moved her hand towards his.
Her eye met Kim's, and she saw the corner of her mouth twitch.
"Oh! Well…" Kim and Ron chuckled. "Funny story", he said, "We were planning a short vay-cay, and…".
He looked around, still stunned by the enormity of space round him.
"This thing popped up. Like, not in the search results, it literally popped up", he moved his hands, mimicking the action. "The portal."
"Yeah, it tends to do that", Dipper confirmed, "But…"
He threw a quick glance and his girlfriend and exchanged knowing looks.
"…we're gonna head to our room".
"Oh-Oh, yeah, we, we probably should move too", Kim reacted quickly, "We were gonna uh, explore this place. But it was sooo fun meeting you again."
"Long time since the platypanda incident."
"Wasn't it 'a panduck'?"
"And we've got to talk about that fast-food joint. And hey, maybe you can branch out to these creatures in your woods?"
"Oh, bad idea", Wendy and Dipper spoke at the same time. "We've tried 'Gnome Grub on the Go', and it quickly turned into just 'Grab'."
"Oh, okay then. See ya!"
"Hope you'll have fun!"
Dipper and Wendy watched as the other couple turned around and, as soon as the fingers in their hands entwined, they rushed to the nearest elevator. The two looked at each other and grinned.
"We're gonna give'em a head-start."
The moment the door to the elevator closed, Kim leapt into Ron's arms, her lips locking with his in a long-overdue, passionate kiss, while she pushed him against the wall, her legs coiling around his.
"You… you've just had to talk about that business opportunities, haven't you?", she whispered when she needed to take a breath.
"Well, that's what I'm training to become. Started with doing the fries, and now… I'm a manager of a fast-food! And occasionally still have to do the fries."
"Well, now you've got something even hotter to do…", Kim whispered in a low, smoky voice only he was privileged to hear and know, and he found himself glad she was pressing his body against the metal wall, as his knees were turning into jelly.
The superheroine was no longer curious about the strange place they've found themselves in, nor their friends they have stumbled upon. By now, they should have been in Hawaii, in their room, celebrating, over and over again… And she wasn't going to postpone that.
Her knee slipped gently between his legs, causing a low murmur to erupt from his mouth, which only grew in strength, as her hand found her way into his jeans.
The elevator suddenly stopped, and only that prompted Kim to not drop to her knees right there. The two lovers quickly dashed out of it, Ron keeping the belt of his half-undone pants, as they ran down (at least from their perspective) towards their room.
Kim pointed the key towards the many doors and felt it buzz slightly as it oriented itself towards the correct one. She was about to put it in, feeling Ron's breathing on her neck, when she heard a familiar voice.
"So, are you having fun 'exploring'?"
Kim and Ron gasped, as Wendy's voice reached their ears. They both turned on the spot so quickly, Ron automatically shielded his definitely not-naked-yet chest with his arms, causing his pants to fall to the floor. Kim was equally stumped, seeing Wendy's sly grin, as she eyed the two horny youngsters, her own hand wrapped around her man's butt.
"W-wait, how-?", she started.
"Because you took our key.", Dipper explained. "Or, rather, we let you take our key. Or, rather…"
He fished his out and presented it to Kim.
"…we have the same one."
Kim and Ron blinked, watching in awe, as the two metal objects started vibrating and glowing the closer they were, and when Dipper and Kim connected them, they merged, becoming one object, still looking like a key, but with odd, constantly moving and transforming conveyor-belt-like set of teeth.
"Whaaa…?", Ron stuttered, "Wha- what is going on?"
"That's just how this hotel works, man", Wendy explained. "You might find other people, who… share your… ideas."
She stressed her words, unable to hide her blush that instantly caused Ron's cheeks to turn crimson.
"Oh-OH!", he looked at Kim, "So, you-you too…"
"…wanted a little time for ourselves, yeah. But sometimes, this place knows better, and I think you know it too…", she addressed Kim, who was now shifting between Ron, Dipper and Wendy, thoughts of all forms of purity racing in her mind.
She swallowed loudly.
"I mean…", she fixed her hair, "We did want some adventure, didn't we?"
"And you spoke about some joined businesses.", Dipper added.
"And we both have smoking hot redhead girlfriends!", Ron finished. "What, too obvious?"
Kim's surprised smile turned one of confidence, and quickly into one infused with deep curiosity.
"But wait, why is the key now like that? Why is it… moving?"
"I don't know", Dipper replied, "My best guess is that is a…"
"…projection of a fourth-dimensional object into our three-dimensional reality, utilising time as fourth dimension?", Kim finished on a single breath.
Dipper blinked.
"Y-yeah, how-"
"Her parents are scientists. I only understand half of her words, usually.", Ron leaned in.
"And how come we, I mean, we all…", Kim moved her hand, pointing to each of them four.
"Well, I think it has something to do with theory of trans-dimensional idiosyncratic resonance…"
Ron glanced at Wendy, who smirked and rolled her eyes.
"Yeah, same here."
She pushed him aside and stepped forward, taking the constantly morphing object from Kim.
"The real question is… can you two dorks handle two sexy redheads?"
She exchanged looks with Kim, glad to see her expression of confusion and hesitation turn into one of certainty and desire, especially as her eyes darted to her still pants-less boyfriend.
She found that anxiety on Ron's face, as he looked at Dipper, only slightly less afraid of the challenge tey were about to take on.
"I think we have some wild beasts to tame…"
The girls giggled and once Wendy inserted the key, they pushed the door open.
Inside, they found a cozy room, with two beds in the center, nighttables on far left and right filled with various gadgets, and soothing music filling their ears, as their eyers marvelled at the romantic setup, drenched in slightly pink light.
Ron and Dipper marvelled at the decor, and haven't even noticed a quiet "thud" when their girlfriends disappeared into an adjacent room, and a second one, a second later.
"Oh, wow, this place knows our needs!", Ron shouted, jumping onto the fluffy bed, Dipper nodding in agreement.
"And it's not just the hotel that knows your needs…"
The boys turned their heads and froze, seeing their girlfriends, standing next to each other… wearing only frisky smiles.
"Bu-Bu-HOW?", Ron stuttered, unable to shift his eyes from hisw beloved, perky tits, and a slightly bigger, freckled bosom of Wendy.
"We've went to the bathroom."
"And it has adjustable timescale", said Kim. "Wendy has explained".
"Well, you just turn the knob like on a thermostat, and boom, no more yapping about 'girls spending too much time in the bathrooms'", she rolled her eyes.
"We've been there for ten minutes…"
"…so now we are even hungrier for you.", Wendy ended, eyeing their boyfriends, noticing both their excitement and nervousness.
They walked slowly towards their respected partners, Wendy easily tipping Dipper to his back, while Kim crawled over already almost-pantless Ron, focusing on the bulge in his mole-rat-themed boxers that looked like a twitchy rodent trying to get out. Shifting her hungry eyes to her lover's, she continued undoing his lower garments, while he tried to take off the rest, regretting having to lift his shirt over his head, losing stunning sight of Kim's gorgeous perky breasts.
Meanwhile, Wendy has already straddled her man, but not his crotch, instead crawling over his face, so he could worship her glistening pussy, adorned with a red bush, trimmed to vaguely resemble the symbol on his (or, sometimes hers) hat. And while his lips and tongue worked over time, his hands dealt with his jeans, so when Wendy arched her back in moment of pleasure, she saw his cock already waiting for her.
And when she glanced to the other bed, she could not see Ron's mast, as it has already been engulfed by Kim's lips, bravely trying - and succeeding - to contain its length, her murmurs coinciding with Ron's sharp intakes of air.
Wendy didn't want to leave Dipper without a treat, so, just like Ron, with heavy heart she had to part her lower lips with his upper ones, though only for a second, as she easily flipped herself around, landing atop him, his cock popping in front of her freckled face.
And when Dipper resumed licking her pussy, the lumberjane gasped, filling her mouth and nostrils with his musky, arousing scent, closed her eyes and took first lick of her boy's shaft.
Wendy's and Kim's moans harmonised for a moment, both thirsty girls tasting their boyfriends' cocks, getting even first drops of salty treat, expressing their desire for more with deep, hungry, guttural groans.
However, Kim suddenly yelped when she was lifted, with Ron sneaking between her legs to taste her sweetness. And as her eyes opened wide with first lick of his tongue, her and Wendy's eyes met, and, linked by an unspoken bond, the girls resumed their work, to see which one can make her respected boyfriend lose himself first.
The two girls have worked hard, licking each ridge and vein of their boyfriends' cocks, coating them not just with saliva, but with reverberating moans from their muffled cries, brought by Dipper's and Ron's tongue- and finger-work.
The spirit of competitiveness grew between the two fiery red-heads, as their eyes met again, and Kim noticed how more and more of Dipper's cock stayed inside her throat with each dive. Wendy's cheek twitched, sending a spark of challenge, and Kim was on. She briefly let go of Ron, took a deep breath and took him deep into her mouth and throat, his cries and moans intensifying in a split of a second.
Kim closed her eyes, letting her nostrils and mouth filled with the musky aroma of her lover's crotch, driving her wild…
But they popped wide open when she felt a torrential gush of seed pouring down her throat to the accompaniment of Ron's "Kim! I'm coming!", spoken just as she let go of him, sending more thick streaks of cum across her features.
And while Ron panted, Kim's eyes met Wendy's, though she closed them quickly just as Dipper's voice grew impatient, and she could focus on swallowing his oncoming load. And when his hips bucked, Wendy never let go of him, though a few strands of cum leaked from the seal of her lips, which she quickly collected with her fingers. Dipper was babbling half-mangled, dreamy praises towards his beloved, while the lumberjane threw a quick triumphant glance at cum-coated face of Kim. And it was that smirk that has made Kim counter.
"Oh, it is ON, now!", Kim declared and spun around, straddling Ron's crotch. At the same time, Wendy performed the same move, securing her hands on Dipper's chest. The two boys, still in their post-orgasmic stupor were brought to their senses and exchanged baffled looks.
"Do you have a feeling we've missed something…?"
"Yeah, like you've skipped a page in a book…?"
But the boys didn't have much more to exchange, as their fiery girlfriends positioned themselves against their crotches, guiding their once-again hard cocks towards their pussies. And when they both impaled themselves, Ron and Dipper understood they were na part of a heated race both red-heads were eager to win.
Starting their self-imposed, unspoken challenge, Kim and Wendy rose and fell onto their boyfriends' cocks, throwing quick, simultaneously fiery and icy glances at each other, between long loving gazes at Dipper and Ron.
The two moaned as their men filled their yearning pussies, but positively cried when their hands tightened on their hips, or when a thumb brushed against one of their clits. Every once in a while one of them would lean forward for a desperate kiss, only to lean back, throwing her hair to encircle her head in an explosion of two shades of auburn red.
And as they passionately rode their boyfriends, Kim and Wendy realised it was not a race at all, instead alternating their bounces, like two cylinders in an engine of a machine driving towards the edge…
Their moans synchronised, and at some point all the girls could do was to stare at their lovers, watching their grimaces, while their faces became redder and redder, and their breaths quickened.
Kim reached her hand to grab Wendy's, and only now, as their hands met and fingers entwined, bracing for the inevitable, they've realised they were able to do it at all, as their beds, separated by a few feet became one. They shared a quick glance of confusion, followed by an even faster one of understanding, as they pushed their boys and each other to the limit.
Neither of the four knew which of them came first: Dipper, flooding Wendy's pussy with a cry, Kim arching her back and screaming, Wendy collapsing onto Dipper with a roar like a fallen tree, or Ron uttering a somewhat girly moan as he seeded Kim.
The four adventurers basked in unison, now on their shared bed, enjoying their warmth spreading, while their bodies twitched in last aftershocks of their climaxes. Their cries subsided, substituted by gentle, soft noises of lips smacking, as kisses followed, soothing their tired bodies and minds.
It was only then that Dipper and Ron became aware of the gap's disappearance, and realised - Ron much more so, having never been here - that they were more than okay with this…
"Weird, isn't it?", he had to ask, taking upon himself the burden of breaking the post-coital silence.
"Kinda", Dipper countered, catching breath, "But, uh, it's one way of magically spicing up your love life…"
"I mean, I kinda have super monkey powers, and uh…", Ron's face reddened, and he shied away for a moment, "…so I-I can get some extra 'oomph', if, if I think I'm not up to, you know…"
"Woah, really?", Dipper's eyes lit up, "Cos I've been trying to fix this magnifying torchlight - long story… Actually, more like a tall story, and I can get up to twenty-five percent growth in size on whole battery, and…"
At that that point, the room was filled with a pair of loud, pitiful sighs, followed by a single word.
"Boys."
Wendy and Kim exchanged knowing stares, rolled their eyes, before each cupped her respective boyfriend's face.
"Ron…"
"Dipper…"
"You don't need any fancy toys…", they started explaining, punctuating each sentence with a kiss.
"…nor magic powers."
"We just need you.", they both spoke and pulled them into pair of more fiery kisses. Their legs, previously hooked on their shoulders now slipped to the boys' backsides, locking them in place, cementing their unions, as they crossed, their toes still curled from pleasure.
When they broke their kisses, about a minute later, all they could hear were their heartbeats,now calm and steady, but synchronised, letting the two couples bask in serenity of the moment.
At least, until Kim spoke up.
"I mean… True, I've had like, twenty-five orgasms in a minute when you've used it…", she said nonchalantly, rolling her eyes innocently.
"…and when you've set the setting to 'girth', instead of 'length', I could barely walk afterwards…", Wendy chimed in.
Another awkward silence fell between the four.
"But we really love you as you are.", Wendy finished Kim's unspoken thought.
"Even when you are messy."
"So messy."
"And speaking of…"
Suddenly, Kim jumped from her position, dragged Wendy across their joined beds and crawled over her, meeting the mess Dipper has made between her legs, and, once she lifted her head, his stunned face.
Kim thought that his befuddlement was nothing compared to Wendy, who was presented with dripping load of Ron's cum, and, from his grip on her thighs, the upside-down view of Ron's cock itself.
"Well, we were going for a clean-up…", Kim muttered, taking a lick of Dipper's thick cum oozing from Wendy's pussy. "…but something's telling me it's gonna get even messier."
She watched as Dipper's cock twitched when she closed her fingers around him, pointing the glistening tip to the freshly creampied lumberjane. Kim let out a soft gasp when she felt something similar happening on Wendy's side, establishing a deeply erotic, unspoken connection between them.
Ron looked up from the sight of Wendy guiding his cock to Kim's pussy, and met equally stunned Dipper.
"Redheads, man…"
Dipper looked down, meeting Kim's frisky, longing stare that shifted back to his cock as pushed it back into Wendy's pussy, already leaking his seed that Kim was more than eager to collect, lapping her tongue along his shaft and the still twitching pussy she's been hovering above.
Meanwhile, Wendy was presented with the sight of Ron's cock parting Kim's lower lips again, pushing the cum to dribble onto her lips, while her palms gently caressed his testicles, already churning with next heavy load. She stuck her tongue out, sampling their mixed juices, feeling the shivering across Kim's hips she was clutching and the gentle pulses of Ron's testicles.
Kim murmured when Wendy's soft caresses were accompanied by Dipper's hand sliding into her auburn hair, pushing her lips against his cock and Wendy's clit. On her sides, Wendy's legs twitched, prompting Kim to help her hook one of them back onto Dipper's shoulders, as she caressed the intimate union of her two friends.
Underneath her Wendy was equally meticulous with her kisses, saltiness of Ron's cum still lingering in her mouth, as she sucked on Kim's clit, enjoying her noises… Which became muffled when Dipper suddenly pulled out, giving Kim chance to taste more of him.
Suddenly, the superheroine was stuffed on both sides, and one look at Dipper told her he has planned this with Ron - as evidenced by their simultaneous thrusts that while slow at first, were getting rougher… But it was the synchronisation of their moves that drove Kim wild, strengthened by Wendy's fingers dancing around her lower lips that engulfed more and more of Ron's cock as much as her upper ones did with Dipper.
She let out a moan, as her body was suddenly sent into shivers and spasms, while the boys locked themselves firmly in, shooting two loads of warm spunk into the quivering girl. And with three people adoring her body, her climax began anew, her pussy clamping around Ron's cock, desperate to get every drop of his…
But at that point, Wendy forcibly pulled him out, receiving another trickle of cum from a stuttering mess that was Ron. She laid just a single kiss on his delicate cock, giving him a moment to recover, while Dipper lined his with her opening, guided by Kim. The two ladies admired how quickly their boys could get hard and ready again, wondering if it was the magic of the Hotel, or the one of two sexy ladies they were rutting.
With just a few kiss and soft fingerwork, the boys decided to tackle Wendy, Ron making sure to line his length in her throat, while Dipper had much easier job of stuffing her. But even then, Kim added a twist of her own, lifting Wendy's second leg up, bringing Dipper against his folded girlfriend he couldn't quite mate-press, but only because of a second red-head lying on top of her.
Kim watched as Dipper and Ron exchanged knowing nods and looked down to see the lumberjane underneath her shiver when the boys filled her in one, slow, synchronised sets of pushes. Kim marvelled at watching Dipper's cock bulged Wendy's underbelly just a little bit, dragging her fingers across her skin just to touch and experience it.
With Ron's cock in her mouth, Wendy let out only a muffled gasp, mimicking the one of Kim. Because while the blonde boy was focusing on fucking Wendy's throat, his fingers were still gripped on Kim's thighs, and her freshly creampied pussy was brushed by his thumbs.
She moaned his name against Dipper's cock and Wendy's pussy, feeling his delicate touches reigniting waves of her recent climax.
Meanwhile, the boys worked on working up the rhythm, this time alternating the pushes, giving Wendy chance to breathe just as Dipper would hit her deep. And when she did let the air in, she wasn't just smelling Ron's aggressive musk, but Kim's desire and heat, as well as indescribable accent of love the two shared… and knowing Kim might smell her and Dipper's love drove her wild as easily.
Ron let out a groan, announcing his oncoming release, just a few seconds before Dipper, but it was Wendy, who climaxed first, her legs already shaking and toes curling just as both her lovers hilted themselves inside. Though perhaps it was Kim's skilled tongue that pushed Wendy over the edge, making her shake and convulse while her mouth and pussy were flooded with still hefty, though perhaps final loads of their spent lovers.
Kim rolled to the side, wanting to see the shivering freckled gal, her legs still flailing as Dipper stayed inside. But it was sight of her bulged throat and the guttural noises of her swallowing Ron's loads that made Kim touch her own flooded pussy, getting an unexpected help from Wendy herself, who's noticed her yearning.
And just as Wendy let go of Ron's cock, she mewled out Dipper's name, who knelt down and kissed her clit, mimicking Kim's moves, allowing the two gals to experience another pair of climaxes. Kim panted, marvelling at both Wendy and Ron's joined initiative while Wendy, drunk on Dipper's and Kim's kisses, flailed her legs, eager to squeeze both of them.
And only when she let out a deep, satisfied groan, the boys slumped back, catching breath, as their minds tried to reorganise themselves, having travelled back and forth to cloud nine.
"Yeah, redheads…", they've both muttered, while their ladies laughed and crawled into their respective arms, being handed feet of paper towels, and a ton of soothing kisses.
But those kisses weren't merely to relax the tired bodies of the two red-heads, and soon Wendy and Kim found themselves mewling and moaning as their boys carefully mapped each square inch of their bodies, starting from their necks, through their breasts and curves of waists, ending once again between their legs.
Kim and Wendy panted, feeling each soft, yet hungry kiss, and shared a quick, knowing look, reaching hands to grab each other, as they lifted their legs, allowing their boys to better w0rship their glazed pussies. Embracing another set of orgasms, the two entwined their fingers and cried their names, just as their legs started shaking again, giving their men more to lick, only strengthening their shared passion.
And only when the two let out dreamy, tired moans and their legs fell back, Dipper and Ron knew they have conquered the two fiery beasts, receiving more lazy, sloppy kisses once they lifted themselves back to meet their lips.
And as the two marvelled at the sight of their spent lovers, they couldn't help notice their hard, shared work oozing from their pussies. And once Kim and Wendy have noticed that, they've reached their hands to spread their lips. Not their own - but each other's…
"You know… we could take you on a mission, or two…", Kim suddenly spoke, letting go of her boyfriend's lips.
"Nice moment to offer that", Wendy laughed, "Or maybe you guys wanna hunt some cryptids?"
"Well, we have seen you guys in action one way or another…", Kim continued, "And, you know, adrenaline rush is a thing…"
"Oh, wow, how many supervillain lairs have you done it in?", Dipper chuckled.
"And how many caves of wild monsters are your breeding grounds now?", Ron countered without thinking.
The four young adults erupted into laughter, as none of them needed to hear the exact answef to their questions. The laughter turned into silence, interrupted only by short gasps of air in-between kisses, as the two couples shared their love and passion with fellow adventurers, until they fell into the pillows and each other's arms for a long, well-deserved breather…
…which was interrupted by a sudden flash of bright light.
Well-trained in reacting at the unexpected, the four adventurers flinched and sat up, their eyes opening up to discover they were no longer alone in the room, as evidenced by giggling from two women standing side-by-side, one of which was holding a phone. And the fact that they were both naked as well rendered Kim and Wendy's attempts at shielding their bodies futile, especially given that all they've had to use asd covers were their boyfriends.
It was difficult to say who was more surprised by their sudden appearances: Wendy and Dipper by Tambry's, or Kim and Ron by Yori's, but the beaming, sly smiles on their faces meant the two were not stunned at all at the sight of messy, sweaty love pile.
"What are you doing here and who are you?", the four said in unison, and then turned towards each other. "Wait, you know her?"
The two couples exchanged puzzled looks, while Yori and Tambry giggled again.
"Yeah, and turns out we have a thing or two in common as well… Like we both have a couple of adventurous friends…", Tambry crossed her arms.
"…with whom we share deep, complex array of emotions…", Yori added, her cheeks turning red at the sight of naked Kim and Ron. "I believe term 'acquaintances with benefits' is apt…"
"Or just 'fuckbuddies'", Tambry added, rolling her eyes.
The four exchanged another set of befuddled looks.
"Seriously? You too?", Kim asked, raising her eyebrow, her mouth twitching slightly.
"Well… this whole thing's started with Tambs as our camerawoman…", Dipper began.
"…And when we went on a mission in Japan, it turned out they just HAVE love hotels there, no need to cross realities…", Ron followed.
"Wait", Wendy suddenly raised an eyebrow, "What were YOU TWO up to, then?"
Yori and Tambry smiled.
"Wanna see the video?", Tambry waved her phone.












