#h3atwave

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::Sparkplug.::

::I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG -- I mean hi hello Heatwave what is up, do you need something on this fine day?::

[dizzydiodes-a-blog]

@h3atwave continued from x

::Ha!– Yes. Apparently the end of the war. We were not told.::

::Oh.:: That’s...well that sure is a big thing to forget to tell someone about, ::At least they told you about it now, right?::

[choochoomotherslagger]

🙋did astrotrain have any close bonds to the other decepticons back when he was involved with the war? like how fanon regularly pairs him with blitzwing?

Back home, he had “the crew” - Skywarp, Rumble, and the Coneheads. They served as drinking buddies, fragbuddies, and a welcome continuation of the fratboy lifestyle amidst a millions-year-old civil war.

Blitzwing was his partner and his bunkmate, but their relationship was rocky at best after Blitz dropped the L bomb during a night of drunk sex and Train panicked. They still had to room together, and they still fragged sometimes (very rough hatesex), and at the end of the day they were still “friends”?? But Blitz resented the spacebus and the spacebus chose not to invite him to “the crew”.

(He’s fragged basically every Decepticon soldier at least once, but that’s hardly a bond, is it?)

[chronosmith-blog]

83

83. Who are five people you find attractive?

“In no particular order: Chromedome--mostly just physically, really--a very specific Rumble, a very specific Frenzy, for wholly different reasons, Windchill, despite his enormous ass, and that one version of Lockdown, somewhere, whose entire head turns into a gun. But really, mostly just the gun bit is attractive.”Whirl paused. “I really enjoy me some integrated weaponry.”There were plenty other people that Whirl found attractive, but those were the five that were the easiest to admit. 

[alacritysparked]

🎉🎉🎉

[illogicalshockwave]

Starter for @h3atwave.

"I can assure you, I ha--ve not come here looking for a fight. On the contrary, I am merely passing through for resources- fuel reserves current-t-t-tly below 3̡͔̦̻͍̣0̠%͕͍͚,̷̪̻͈͔͇̱͙ ̢a̶͉n͈͙̠̻̱̮ͅd ҉̝a̗͖̙͎̱͙p̟͢ṕ̫̺̥r͓̗̼o̪̼̜̟͕a̘͖̣̙c̨̗̪͖h͇̦͎̼i̫̞̫n̜̺̯̻̫͈̖g̻̠ critically low states." Shockwave's posture was calm, but the constant twitching of his talons was clearly making the bot nervous- {{logical,}} he noted, considering his affiliations. He gestured yonder, a servo outstretched in the same direction.

"Once I have refuel---led, I will be ọ̻̱̟͓̫ͧự̬̥̯̙̃ͧͯͮ͒ͅt̖̖͒̒ͪ̐ͥ͆͑ ̨͕͚̭̞̅ͩo̡̝̣͐f̤͙͌̈͊̅ your way."

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@h3atwave replied to your post: Hey Heatwave c’mere a sec.

… no.

I just wanna ask a favor?

[dizzydiodes-a-blog]

Are all Autobots lying jerks, or is that just specific to my universe?

truth serum

::I can’t really...speak for your universe, but not every Autobot is a liar or a jerk. Did...something happen?::