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He is a very bad alpha
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Oops I broke his ego
He is a very bad alpha
Me: can't play FF7 Remake when it comes out (because reasons) so can't listen to Sakurai!Cloud
Also me: binge watch all Sakurai anime as I wait until I can play the game
Albert: I'll get coffee for you.
MC: Large black
Albert: Black coffee? Are you serious?
MC: It matches my soul.
Albert: ...Ok, anything else?
MC: Strawberry shortcake
Albert: Your soul confuses me.
my word for the fanfic wip ask thing: fuck
i’m not gonna go through the brothel draft cos i know that would become graphic real quick and i couldn’t find the word “fuck” in 5TL as it is since the guys can’t use such bad swears, but from the Hot Spot draft there was THIS:
“I love you, love you, love — oh, fuck, lov— mpfh!”
i’m not gonna give you context but - let it be said that this is one FLUFFY RIDE
also this, cos I sorta count it:
“I know, love… Just do the fucking packing, John.”“What if I ‘accidentally’ forget the lube,” John grumbled and shot a look at Paul, who had started spinning in the chair now.“There’s lube in France.”“And here I was thinking we’d just… I don’t know, live in a celibate for two weeks in the city of love.”“If you think,” Paul shot him a look, “that I would need lube in an order to have sex with you, you’re greatly mistaken.”
Today is my day off... much to do but i will take it slow
“How dare they. It’s my favourite part of you.” Even says, voice pouty. Both his hands are on either side of Isak’s head, fingers drawing circles in his hair and thumbs stroking over the skin under Isak’s eyes - the closest he dares to go near that swollen nose. Isak lets out an indignant huff. “That’s your favourite part of me, Even? My nose?” His brows are furrowed and he looks at Even disbelievingly, but a smile is tugging at his lips. A bright smile spreads over Even’s face, making his eyes crinkle, and he shrugs. “Ja? What did you think my favourite part was?” He teases and raises his eyebrows. Isak rolls his eyes and breathes out a little laugh, hands finding Even’s hips. “I love your nose.” Even now says, face sobering and voice quieter than before. The way he searches Isak’s eyes makes it feel like more than that. It’s telling Isak I love you and I wanted to tell you and I’m scared and I don’t want you to hurt. So, Isak answers with a little shake of his head, stepping closer and circling his arms around Even’s waist. In much the same tone as Even he says “My nose is ok, Evi. It will be just fine.” We are ok and we will be fine and I love you too and you are not alone.
Life’s great truths are revealed in this game
me: pffft whatever i dont even care anymore when the trailer is gonna drop! julie who??
inner me: refresh the skam page tho