I made some BUUULLLLSHITTTT for an au
lore below 😭😭😭😭
okay I saw this post and I thought it was really funny because “ahah who’s basement would he be in?? Hipswitchs??” Then I thought more about the possibility and I made a very badly made au for it pls don’t make fun of me
Most of the events in this au are quite similar to those in the actual timeline!!
I made a basic idea of it that will be added below. Btw I'm gonna be so fr here i suck at writing and characterizing characters bro That's why I usually stick to just drawing and giving the occasional stupid opinion, so if there's any weirdly written things in here just know that's why. Please feel free to give any ideas!!!! Im in desperate need of them 24/7
So it goes:
Hipswitch finds karmor in dirt, finds out he's mute blah blah blah, takes him home ( because he felt bad, idk man ), talks with him for a while at home, gives him some new clothes bc karmors are really dirty and they suck butt, then Hipswitch tells karmor that someone is gonna come over and that he can be in the basement for now since there's a tv in there that he can watch.
Omg someone is at the door omg wow its mahatma ( Hipswitch called him over to give him a check up kindaa like the og timeline ) and mahatma and karmor go to a different room so mahatma can give him the check up an the attila things happens ( oh my god bruh )
after that hipswitch offers to get a transport to take him somewhere more safe, and on that transport the transport explosion like the og timeline happens. Karmor runs away also like the og timeline and hipswitch calls a buddy to find him so he doesnt like die or something ( its albus ), albus finds him and takes him to hipswitch’s house, and hipswitch and karmor ‘talk’ ( karmor cant talk so you know what i mean ) about his powers and shite and hipswitch decides that karmor can just like…live with him…in his basement or something IDK MAN IM NOT GOOD AT THIS
For this timeline im thinking hipswitch makes karmor like his partner detective after a while with living with him bc he realized karmor doesnt do like anything but stay inside and b a chud
Thats all i got for now idk thanks for reading lol i made this all during math class i need to study
Random notes I made while writing it:
- I’m trying to keep things similar to the og timeline but also adding different things since this is an au ofc
- In this au karmor is pretty smart with puzzles and shite bc all the games he plays on the tv in the basement ( he plays a mix of shooting rpgs, chess online, puzzle games, and uhhh idk other things )
- Also probably hipswitch is also like trying to figure ot stuff abt karmors powers as hes with him bc idk MAN IM SO CONFUSED WRITING AN AU IS SO HARD HOW DO YALL DO IT
- idk if video games or whatever exists in the BVZ universe but in this universe they do
- Wait omg imagine like albus having hipswitch pay him back for finding karmor by investigating i rat in his gang thing that would be funny haha
- Maybe hipswitch gets karmor some better more fancy looking clothes so he actually looks like his detective partner or something
- I guess in this timeline it would be more karmor and hipswitch focused but with some mahatma/albus obviouslyygciyvuycxhshwuhgqvtrqqri
- I gave karmor a long sleeve shirt instead of a short sleeve one. That's all that changed for him. I'm too attached to change his design at all. fml
- since hipswitch is a detective, i figured that hed still find karmor face down in the dirt as he's doing some investigation shite
- Mahatma is basically the exact same character i just changed his outfit bc why not
- Albus is a gang leader so i wanted him to look like a stereotypical gangster that you see in anime bc i thought it would be funny
- In this au hipswitch, mahatma, and albus all know each other for non bounty hunter related reasons ( idk if in the og timeline they already do, so im clarifying this now, i be forgettin )
yall gotta stop trusting me to write things















