#hackedpoll

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The polls are closed, the results are in, and if this is any indicator as to how things will go down between Geles and Drew, things aren’t looking so good. 

NO: Brings in a pathetically dismal 1 vote, representing 4.1% of the overall voting population. 

WHO GIVES A SHIT...: Brings in a mere 3 votes, representing 12.5% of the overall voting population. 

YES: Brings in a shockingly low number at 5 votes, representing 20.9% of the overall voting population. 

FUCK YES: Brings in an overwhelming 15 votes, representing 62.5% of the overall voting population. 

FINAL RESULT: I’m sorry to have be the one to break it to you Geles and Drew (not really) but it seems that 20 votes representing a whopping 83.3% of your fellow classmates and friends say that you should break up right fucking now. If that many people feel you need to sever ties then I think it’s safe to say that your relationship is a giant FAIL. 

Hope we could help open your eyes Geles. It’s time you dropped the dead weight. We all think so. 

As always…

xoxo

D.

@geleshq, @andrewmorris

[northlakehacked-blog]

I have to say I was mildly shocked at how many people don’t want this couple together. I personally would have voted for it but I’m the facilitator and therefore must stay out to make it a fair vote. I just figured a happy Tilly is much less likely to stomp all over you but what do I know. Anyway... On with the results!

HELL YES:  Brings in a predictable amount of yeses with 18 votes, representing 66.7% of the overall voting population.

HELL NO:  Brings in exactly half of Team Maric’s ballots with 9 votes, representing 33.3% of the overall voting population.

FINAL RESULT: Never a dull moment here at Northlake High. These two are finally together but it looks like there are a few snakes in the crowd and I’m not talking about those icky SoBa kids. Watch out Eric and Tilly. I hope for your sake that what I heard at Dairy’s was taken completely out of context because it seems that there’s definitely some people who don’t want to see you two happy. Who knows— maybe a few of them are your friends.

As always…

xoxo

D.

@ericbrxdford, @reignoftilly

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Oh this one was fun. It was such a delight to see Little Red nervously wring her hands as she awaited the results. I kept this one open a little longer because the numbers kept fluctuating but after a decent night’s rest and a simple click to refresh, it seems we have a very obvious winner on our hands. 

NEITHER: Brings in a small handful of yea’s with 4 votes, representing 15.4% of the overall voting population.

ZACH: Brings in twice as many as the Neither’s with 7 votes, representing 26.9% of the overall voting population. 

AVERY: Brings in more than double than that of her opposition and the majority with 15 votes, representing 57.7% of the overall voting population. 

FINAL RESULT: Well well well... Little Red seems to have won hands down. This might just be the encouragement she needs to go after what she wants. Whether Nic will heed our advice or simply follow his own heart is entirely up to him but I wouldn’t wait around if I were you Avery. As for Zach... Well I’m sure some other pretty person will come around for him to fawn over. He seems to be fickle that way. Either way I’ll have to keep my followers updated with how this dastardly love triangle plays out.  

As always…

xoxo

D.

@innoccntavc, @nicxsilva, @ofzachhart