More Hades head canons since Zag is living in our head rent free now. Pay rent bitch!
Persephone is trans, and I won't take criticism about that.
Hades and Nyx never had sex, but Persephone and Nyx did.
Persephone ate the pom on purpose, after Hades' warning that it would bind her to his place.
That Hypnos is absolutely tone deaf is nothing new, but I think he is quite literally almost deaf, and usually just reads lips. Because he is pretty good at that, almost nobody notices.
Cerberus is coded just like King Ghidorah is. Ichi, Ni and San. The middle head is most aggressive and smart, the (from his pov) right one the most obedient and the left one all cuddly and dorky.
Thanatos loves Zag's rugs and carpets. Zagreus can barely feel them, but Thanatos can, when his feet touch the ground.
Zagreus dashed in not only on Euredicy and Orpheus at more than one occasion but also on Achilles and Patroclus.
Zag can sense some royalty in people not due to his own heritage but his bond to blood.
Nyx, Achilles and Persephone are the ultimate "go ask you mom"
Zeus tried to make a "yo momma" joke a couple of times but Zagreus just looks absolutely murderous at him through the message when he does.
Patroclus met Hector in Elysium once, and Hector seemed afraid to even speak with him, which confused Pat a lot
Patroclus could eat in Elysium but he doesn't, because he hopes the feeling of starving would make him feel something. It doesn't. He just grew more melancholic
Zagreus can only escape the underworld because the Fates were having a headache over all this family drama and wanted a period of peace among the gods to catch some breath
Hades is not scary because he is not afraid of death. He is scary because he is not afraid of his sisters.
Chaos' favorite movie is Goncharov (1973)
Zagreus has a list with the people he is supposed to greet from others, because it's hard to keep up at times.
